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Praying Denali doesn’t get the Jan edit #as10

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Me: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight? My Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Revel in the majesty of T-Pain’s cover of War Pigs.

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John Waters just turned 79 and you’re how old? GROW UP!!!!

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The 6’ guy who called into John Mulaney’s show who got an unnecessary surgical leg extensions to become 6’6” “just to do it” and is dealing with medical complications kind of feels like a metaphor for this tariff thing idk idk

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Jesus rose from the dead and you can’t even rise to the occasion? Grow up.

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We desperately need someone who can afford to send Katy Perry to space but cannot afford to bring her back

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I had to go back to working full time after a year long sabbatical and I’m really going to miss just laying down and doing nothing all day

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Did not foresee Suzie Toot being the first queen to ever do the stanky leg on drag race, but here we are

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dating in New York means going on a date with a guy that within the first two sentences mentions his ex, continues to talk about her all evening, then tells you his personal boundary is that he doesn’t want anything shoved up his butt, then doesn’t understand why you aren’t interested

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I’m being watched.

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Having one of my best New York months ever on the precipice of a collapsing economy was cool

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Telling my kids this was Mary Mary

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Listening to people’s angry reactions to the white lotus finale makes me very confused as to why most people watch tv in the first place? Like are y’all ok?

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My future has been in a free fall for quite some time, glad y’all are finally catching up

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I just made a frittata so good that it made me FURIOUS about the price of eggs

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This is who’s running our country

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When anyone asked my nationality in Paris, I told them I was Canadian. It ruled.

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Planet Earth is the best thing that’s ever been filmed and it’s not even close

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So you’re telling me we could’ve had a dance party with Beyoncé as the alternative???

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Hate to be millennial about it all but it is just mental that my whole working life has just been a series of recessions and “economic shocks”, underpinned by stagnant wages

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Is anyone ready to do it yet or

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Thinking of eating at least two bags of nerds gummy clusters today. Just feels right

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If I’ve already experienced my own personal Great Depression, can i opt out of this one?

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The dream duo returns!!

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Reading this on a Tuesday really sent me for about 7 seconds

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Doing a little white girl witchcraft to bring back sock buns in 2025, please respect my privacy during this difficult time

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I think Caleb Hearon called it a dumbfuckaissance and boy did he nail it

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The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist

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I’m on the moo deng diet need to get this body ready for summer time

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It’s an immediate red flag for me if you aren’t obsessed with this season of White Lotus

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Walton Goggins is having a banner night on HBO

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This White Lotus episode is one of the best episodes of the entire series, hands down

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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

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Somebody get Will Forte on the line!

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I was a bullied nerd and you don’t see me trying to bulldoze government agencies

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I need Gordon Ramsay as a guest judge on Drag Race SOOOO BAD

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This being the first picture that comes up when you google Arrietty is equal parts shady and accurate

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Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.

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