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I'm just going to keep posting less and less frequently until we get private accounts. I don't expect we'll get them, because we were straight up told that wasn't happening, but I also didn't expect the user base to become so annoying so quickly.

Deleted another completely fucking innocuous post thanks to the goddamned discover feed. I've heard if I swear more my posts won't end up there.

Burned my radishes a little bit

One time I spelled John Hodgman's name wrong in a tweet and he still liked it. Good guy.

Iso: sheer black nail polish that isn't streaky??

I don't use uber unless I really have to, so it's been about a year and now I'm out of the loop. What are we tipping these days? I thought I was a pretty good tipper but the app was suggesting up to $9 on a $22 trip.

(bun taco voice,) Oat pancake oat pancake

Me: Hey I've looked at multiple sources and found conflicting information on this topic, does anyone have the real information or an explanation of the discrepancy? Seventeen strangers: I'm going to regurgitate the google ai sumary of the general topic. You're welcome! Also you're stupid.

y'all make me regret every post with default interaction settings

"so I just want you to be weary of-" I AM weary of y'all using weary when you mean wary or leery. Fix it.

I don't want to HEAR ABOUT THE ANGLERFISH ANYMORE it's still scary even if people want to be sad about it and you can't make me look at it because I have the word fish muted and I won't even see -this- post

I had two salads this night. Anything is possible.

Cooked two precious eggs before I got the egg ick

Why is Joann making me update the app...NOW? girl you barely exist (I'm grieving)

With an anti-science conspiracy theorist leading the US Department of Health and Human Services, preventative action is critical to protecting your health and the health of your community. A good place to start would be getting back into the practice of regularly wearing a mask.

I need big salad. Craving big salad.

Wait my real answer is: having hiccups for too long.

Pretending to put curses on the other kids by adding various craft supplies to a bowl.

First time feeling someone else's greasy hand product on a dumbbell. Wouldn't recommend.

that laugh when you see your main dude and he's lowkey got that shit on

I’m seeing a lot of soft takes from industry mutuals at the moment that we shouldn’t be so hard on those who use generative AI because it’s becoming harder and harder to resist. Wrong. Betraying your ethics (and your peers) because ‘everyone else is doing it’ does not suddenly make it acceptable.

Hey real quick does anyone know

This basically confirms it to me. In my LIFETIME, every time I've baked banana bread during the superbowl, the chiefs have won.

Yes I'm being a hater to my entire city rn even though I technically love my city but I swear I have like three really good reasons

Seems my upstairs neighbor has run out of things to WOOHOOHOOOOOO LET'S GO about. Can't imagine why.