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groltonisthedog.bsky.social
dog petter 26, gay 🏳️‍⚧️
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feeling rly ugly with the crushing acceptance i’m never going to afford to fix it

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ooo crywank tomorrow that’s going straight in my basket

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

girl who is into stroke play x girl who is into hole play thanks for reading my golf skeet

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make sure to remember!!!an essential ingredient to making pancakes is your wifes arms around your waist while u make them without it they won’t turn out right!! ❤️❤️

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first attempt at making pancakes in my life and they turned out better than every time my mums tried to do them

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basically i get to be puma the dog and you don’t you could NEVER be puma the dog (i am puma the dog) sowwyy,,,,

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i am the the dog from gitaroo man on the ps2 this is who u r mad at when ur mad at me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

cumball 3000

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

americans be like milk toast nothing burger

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

let him in he wants to race he is capable!!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

rack is the man and pinion is the dog

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

rack and pigeon

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

wife being smiley and giggly again after seeing her super ill for the past week makes me unbelievably happy

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

drinking whiskey from the bottle and playing 24: the game on my playstation 2 at 4pm on a sunday

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

wallace and groomer

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

discourse is posting about things you’re mad about but not actually posting what you’re mad about

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

the nigella lawson of chopping ket

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ngl I rarely ever see any of this toxic discourse y’all are talking about. I think I’m just better at Bluesky than the rest of you

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

mmmm scringle,,,😵‍💫

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I talk to strangers

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

i love my wife !

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

do breast augmentation surgeons actually require a gender clinic referral letter? thats years away ughhhhh

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

how many girl feet have touched my pedals

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

they should make ancestry but for cars i want to see my little sera when he was in japan

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

praise be my beverages will be held

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

my wife’s new 3d scanner and my wife’s 3d printer have blessed me with a cup holder for my car the future is now

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

lots of ppl acting like you havent been able to play the sims on ur computer for the past *checks calendar* 25 years

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

woof woof i get to see my deer wife tomorrow!!!!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

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dog wife

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

submitted 35 days ago • 540 comments

on my digging grind rn no treats, no treasure, just for the love of the hole

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

tissues in the glovebox absolute power move

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

based: spending the last 3 weeks with my wife cringe: having to go back to work tomorrow

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

it’s time to split

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they use lamps (balanced, gracious, empathetic) or overhead lights (chaotic, deranged, murderer)

submitted 38 days ago • 46 comments

tummy hurt

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

little adventure woof woof

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

okay, i'll bite.. .

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

min maxing the volvo drive for life moose test

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mom says it’s my turn to be gromit

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

my gf??? is so pretty??? like you wouldnt believe how pretty she is??? its incredible??? i cant stop looking at her???

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

“i can’t tell which one of you is the top and which is the bottom” hot, let’s keep it that way

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

girl gamer, magazine, cover (2008) archive.org/details/girl...

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

it tummy tuesday

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

wifepilled and girlfriendmaxxing

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments