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How the hell does one guy get to tax the poop out of me. I’m being repressed.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Canada, pppppppllllllleeeeeeaaaaaseeee let me move there.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

So penn should release anything and everything it has about the orange man’s time there and then revoke any degrees, right?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I like soup. At 5pm soup did not exist. At 6pm soup existed. I like soup.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Dear @canada, I know a really talented embryologist who would love to come work in your country. I may be partial as she is my wife, but #bonus you’d get me in the bargain! I can tell jokes and entertain at parties. I can put a quarter up my nose.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care how many Bible verses you can quote. If the net result of your “faith” is that you treat people like sh!t, congratulations, you missed the f%#king point. If your religion turns you into a judgmental, power-hungry, fear-mongering prick, then maybe it’s not as holy as you think.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

omw. Can I stay?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Premise 1 of a syllogism I’m working on: We are screwing over “the least of these.” Can you figure out premise 2 and the conclusion? #ipso #facto

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments