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if everyone could just excuse my pity party for a moment but like 1/šŸ§µ

scavengers reign is such a fantastic fucking show and a masterpiece and i love how a significant portion of the show is just people playing with various slimes lol

finally having my own isolated space to be creative is a double edged sword because now i have a ā€œi want to work on thisā€ list thatā€™s a mile long and i truly donā€™t know where to start so im just starting everything at once and stressing myself out

absolutely obsessed with my pikmin bloom bestie whoā€™s obviously spending a ton of money on this app every month. Thanks for always helping me w my mushrooms Karen i šŸ©· u girl

i have beefs with tumblr girlinas that neurotypical people couldnā€™t even begin to conceptualize. stop liking this artists shit this bitch ripped me off for $20 in 2011!!!! šŸ˜”

*tips fedora at you* gā€™birds

life is short and joy is fleeting and hard to find so ofc my lactose intolerant ass is gonna eat a criminal amount of cheese and then shit so much and complain to everyone about it

the media iā€™m consuming is a frighteningly accurate litmus test for the current state of my mental health.

i stg pikmin bloom if you donā€™t stop fucking with me like this iā€™m going to end up on the news!!! this is a hate crime

Pikmin Bloom knows that i love the yellow pikmin and purposefully conspires to keep them out of my grubby mitts

Reason #1 why iā€™m filing for a divorce: i pointed in the direction of a place that has really good pretzels and i said ā€œthat place has really good pretzelsā€ and my husband said ā€œyeah theyā€™re goodā€ instead of ā€œletā€™s get pretzelsā€ heā€™s an actual monster

calling my doctor for the 5th time in as many weeks to be like hey. so sorry to bother you. i am still sick, but in new and exciting ways. pls help me. sorry.

iā€™m craving cheese fries from a little shitty grease trap in my neighborhood that isnā€™t open anymore and itā€™s a fucking crime bc they were the best cheese fries iā€™ve ever had in my fucking life

is my life horrible and is everything bad or is it just winter and i havenā€™t seen the sun in a month

watching project zomboid long plays/rpā€™s is so funny bc itā€™s either some guy going ā€œi canā€™t believe my lifelong friend bonerdog is dead :(ā€œ or ā€œstinkbanana wont stop chopping down all these trees and itā€™s pissing everyone off but theyā€™re trying to still stick to the rp promptā€ i love

how i feel going to the explore page on here and seeing like 5 horny rp posts in a rowā€¦

also this wretched fucking duck and its horrid little babies are the only thing keeping me sane rn thank u for keeping my toddler occupied while im sick you loud bitch

very fun and cute how getting christmas covid completely did away with all my normal holiday stress and replaced it with an entirely new, worse type of stress.

itā€™s christmas and i have covid so we stayed home but! as much as i missed my parents and sister and grandmom? it was a very relaxing day šŸ„°

also!! this is the worst time of the year!!! PA is so ugly and sad in the winter!!! happy belated solstice canā€™t wait to start seeing my friend the sun after 4 fucking pm!!!

maybe iā€™m dramatic but i had a Bad Dream yesterday and im just feeling so weird and bad and sad today!! and now itā€™s bedtime and i canā€™t sleep!! but im so sleepy!! life really isnā€™t fair huh

do i really need to make more ocā€™s? no. am i gonna make these sweet tragic lesbians anyway? yes? am i gonna make em smooch? fuck yeah i am

the pikmin gods have smiled upon me and my quest is finally completed

having kids a decade apart is such a funny joke iā€™ve played on myself bc what do you MEAN i have to start watching paw patrol again?! why are the bubble guppies on my tv AGAIN??? why are we looping trolls in my house in the year of our lord two thousand twenty twenty four?