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former pizza delivery boy, currently glowing and growing 26 (she) 🖤💚
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i’m gonna make u a custard pie someday. with berries in it

that little hit u smoke after work is sometimes accidentally too big and then ur eyeballs feel the wrong shape

can a rhotic girl and a nonrhotic girl ever truly love each other?

i have a bachelors in histrionics

drinking the lemonade that makes me polish 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

leave tomorrow please

sloggin

wishing for a different me like an instant *click* she’s cool now

do u think i have bad luck because i make a wish on 9:11 instead of 11:11?

i have shrimp chips to look forward to later. that or a nap

no one’s described as dastardly these days

It's my birthday today, and if you know me and appreciate the art I make i humbly ask you to help me make more of it. Thank you.

why’s everyone talking about their bellybuttons doin shit? they’re aesthetic ig u could put a small candy or bug in it if u have an innie

hehe more like faggle rock gottem

the secret to good pizza is a nice garlic confit

buying an old hot plate to cook breakfast in bed

1) it’s ok to lean on people just don’t make them carry u 2) trusting in something and having faith in something are different things 3) fear will take everything if u let it 4) it will never be enough, try anyway 5) don’t resent those who love the self u hate

it fails every time forever until it doesn’t. then u’ve succeeded

dang, all that for a paltry sum

i hope when i go on my Big Trip i meet someone going the same way. a travel buddy will they hate me or will we be buds? only time will tell

i keep thinking the possum plushy in my room is a real critter and getting scared for a sec

gotta stop reading this web-ass site. giving me a sense of dread