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grumpybeak.bsky.social

Professional tortoise. Grumpy disposition. Mostly @grumpybeak on the Artist Formerly Known As Twitter.

135 posts 441 followers 199 following

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Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

🪿📣Goose honk📣🪿 Get in line! It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic. Smell wafts through corridors Don't forget your Dindin ticket! @mogwartsschool.bsky.social #Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat). But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week! Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

Happy (snoozy) New Year to all my lovely BlueSky friends! 🐢🥳💤

submitted 60 days ago • 5 comments

Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost! Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄

submitted 70 days ago • 4 comments