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@upright.bsky.social From Steinbeck's "Cup of Gold". Made me think of Roy!

Whatever consultant has convinced Dems that they need to hand it to ISIS in every political communication needs to be shot into the sun

Review of Late February 1993's Robin III: Cry of the Huntress #5: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2025/03/robi...

@johnny2sodas.bsky.social Here's the start of my Breakfast Club essay/sprite comic. You can basically ignore the 3rd panel on most pages. I'll eventually clean it up so it can be divorced from the overall Tomb of Horrors story. Although it can't be divorced from the Warhammer/D&D refs!

A drawing of Lina Inverse from Slayers for @infernulls.bsky.social

If I were writing Batman, I'd have somebody discover his secret identity because his farts smell just like Bruce Wayne's.

"When a child, as a sign of derision, expels air through his compressed lips, the stock retort is ‘We have them with custard.’ The chain here is that breaking wind was, at one time, by the process of rhyming slang, known as a 'raspberry tart’, hence 'raspberry’.

Twitter still serves an important function in the social media space (seeing fully grown men angry about Snow White)

Review of September 2019's Giant Size X-Statix #1: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2025/03/gian...

this is the thing - artists are gonna get hit up to play benefits for the Democratic party in two years and super hard in four years. well: did you support completely inhuman treatment of people on the grounds that they were "gang members," accused of no crime? you did? then the answer is "nah, man"

March Madness would be better with katanas.

Rodney Dangerfield was 28 here.

Justice won't be served until Donald Trump is Wickermanned.

israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.

Review of Early February 1993's Robin III: Cry of the Huntress #4: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2025/03/robi...

"A woman can share an anecdote about the embarrassment of a customs officer finding her vibrator as a dinner party anecdote, whereas a man letting slip that he spent a holiday fucking a fleshlight can only ever be the grimmest of red flags." -- Frankie Boyle, Meantime

I don't know if it's exactly intimate but seeing Nick Cave at the Crystal Ballroom in Portland around 2002 was pretty much the perfect band/venue combo.

Review of January 1983's DC Comics Presents #53: Superman in the House of Mystery: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2025/03/dc-c...

One of my favorite pastimes is watching reaction videos to people's first time hearing Joey by Concrete Blonde just to see them hear Johnette's voice for the first time.

Review of 1993's Robin III: Cry of the Huntress #3: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2025/03/robi...

What this means is a number of Dem senators were a "yes" and they were just negotiating who would do it publicly. They see their own voters as their opponents. Don't let the no votes off the hook. Primary them all

If reincarnation were real, the only thing I'd want to come back as is Björk.

Found in the wild!

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

The best part about Matt Murdock in the new series is that he owns Nick Cave on vinyl.

Review of 1983's DC Comics Presents #58: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2025/03/dc-c...

I would like to wet fart in the mouths of everybody who gave Alan Moore's Jerusalem a 1-star rating on Goodreads. Especially those who proclaim there's nothing worthy to find in it. I've read it twice and that's because I picked it up with no intention of a reread but then couldn't stop.

"They say us conspiracy theorists are crazy, right? Here's video proof showing that we're not the crazy ones!" *Link to extremely crazy video*

My baby Gravy six years ago at six months old on her first trek outdoors.

Is this Cuphead DLC?

I relate in that the moment anyone calls anything "content" they are my enemy forever

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

It's amazing to think that if the dozen shittiest people on earth were to all simultaneously die in agony, the world would instantly improve in every metric. Like, a dozen pulses are holding everyone else hostage.

the responses to this all boil down to "well yeah guns have long been demonstrated to be far far more likely to be used against yourself and your family than to keep you safe, but I'm different" and I'm sorry, but you're not. the world applies to you. don't buy guns

An old review of Cave Carson Has a Cybernetic Eye:

My sweet baby, Pelafina Hellion Juniper (2001-2019) visiting the neighbor Vee's cats, Toast (left) and Moose (right), while we were away for a week. Vee had found Pel abandoned and dropped her in our laps. She was the greatest gift I've ever been given. Looks like Moose wanted to keep her too.