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serious business casual here for entertainment purposes only professional reply guy (actual law expert) maybe the funniest person you’ve never heard of (probably not)
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praying 4 jerry [baseball]

“i asked chatgpt” [literally anything i don’t care i already stopped listening]

always suspected nobody at the nyt ever went to law school now i know for sure

buddy same

man i miss making bill gates laugh at bill gates memes

“i don’t want to see how the sausage is made” is a great thing to say when eating the sausage is voluntary

2003 new york city uncle is giving me and my dad a tour of the cbs studios and we’re standing in the newsroom when my dad asks what time dan rather usually arrives before my uncle could answer, dan rather walked in with his entourage, smiled at us, said “hello there,” and walked out

self-explanatory

white guy pronouncing quesabirria “kessa-berry-a”

hey hey yeah it’s friday people say it’s friday right now the calendar also says friday yes it’s friday all over town

they…they’re beautiful #3dprinting #battletech

don’t worry chicago is used to getting hazed

welcome to comstar casino, where all money is house money, and we choose which cards you get (my latest #battletech inspired poker chips look amazing so far)

me, attempting to explain @normcharlatan.bsky.social to my wife: “so there’s this guy on bluesky and i think he’s a lawyer but his name is a play on this legendary reliever who pitched for the mariners in the mid-nineties with an unhittable forkball where are you go-“