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I don’t know how this works.
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

submitted 76 days ago • 67 comments

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

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Woo-hoo! There really is Hope!

submitted 96 days ago • 14 comments

Remember how they said they were going after criminals? That was funny.

submitted 100 days ago • 341 comments

Surprised he didn’t call it Gulf of Trump.

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments

She’s always been my hero. And she would single-handedly take the cheetoh villain down. #leslieknope #parksandrec

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I feel anxious, depressed, and hopeless. How many calls to senators and congressmen can I make? How am I supposed to just function when everything is falling apart? I just want to light things on fire and scream

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

It's a little hard to hear but if you listen carefully you can hear this guy screaming "YOU'RE A FUCKING TRAITOR!!" I'm kidding...Trump heard it too.

submitted 104 days ago • 335 comments

My six year old has been watching Bluey and The Inbestigators non stop. He now refers to football as “footy” and pronounces other words with an Australian accent. It’s glorious.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Every. Day.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days. The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years. ‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades. So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

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General feeling right now? “The Ministry has fallen. …They are coming.”

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.

submitted 118 days ago • 278 comments

We’re going to hear a lot more of THIS over the next four years. #Trumpflation

submitted 118 days ago • 516 comments

👀 🇨🇦 🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 120 days ago • 1080 comments

FAFO.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

If only there was a way you could have known this would happen! If only you were warned! Enjoy your dinner leopards!

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Yes this is exactly what he meant to do you stupid ass.

submitted 123 days ago • 1620 comments

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 122 days ago • 414 comments

I feel this in my soul. Side note: This show was totally underrated.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

You think us Teachers will give up or students to ICE? We practice monthly hiding our children from bad guys. Try us.

submitted 123 days ago • 29 comments

I tried this at 7:00am EST and got the same results. Hashtags for Libertarian and Jillstein are censored as well.

submitted 124 days ago • 94 comments

AMERICANS: “We’re gonna be doing one thang, and one thang only…” 🫡

submitted 125 days ago • 41 comments

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

submitted 125 days ago • 1118 comments

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

submitted 124 days ago • 899 comments

The world is shit and I feel broken.

submitted 125 days ago • 3 comments

Genuinely curious why MAGA folks call trump “daddy.” Do they not hear how creepy it is?

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all are fucked, bruh. We're outta this bitch.

submitted 126 days ago • 141 comments

Someone said that TikTok feels like it was buried in Pet Sematary and it “came back wrong”

submitted 126 days ago • 207 comments

Oh yes they would.

submitted 126 days ago • 2 comments

Inside the warmth of the Capitol Rotunda, the billionaires, millionaires, oligarchs, and elites will stand by Trump’s side, while his cult is left out in the cold. Welcome to the future.

submitted 126 days ago • 48 comments

Oh Bojack. No… there is no other side. This is it.

submitted 127 days ago • 3 comments

The internet

submitted 127 days ago • 1383 comments

On January 20, 2009 I stood for hours in the freezing cold to watch Barack Obamas inauguration. It was 20 something farhenheight and I couldn’t feel my toes but it was honestly one of the best days I experienced. I guess what I’m trying to say is Trump is a pussy.

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment