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Unemployed by day, degen shitposter by night. Liberal fruitcake. Slava Ukraini.
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between the mask, the performance of fitness and attractiveness on social media as the political order of the country falls apart in the background, and the woman dancing to an Indonesian EDM song in Myanmar, it really is the most perfect encapsulation of the 21st century

The boys and I at the battle of Tehran after Joe Rogan convinced a bunch of broccoli haired zoomer incels to vote for trump:

Melissa Hortman was only 55 years old. She had a lot more to do. It is so bitter and so sad that her life was taken - assassinated for fighting for what she believed in. It will now be up to us to carry on these fights.

Its weird how much being mentally ill changes your perspective on things. I had a really shit day, and after sitting down to process it, the biggest revelation was that I *didn't* want to kill myself. I mentally got half way through making a joke about it before my mind stopped itself 1/

it’s just weird because I threw a birthday party today and all my friends actually came

@msnbc.com reporter at the 1:15 mark. “The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings

don't laugh, armies only behave like this when they're very depressed

This is heartbreaking. (via someone at the St. Paul rally)

Phoenix tolerates no kings and no tyrant.

Congratulations to the U.S. Army on its 250th birthday. It's a shame that this day is being marred by using soldiers to indulge the narcissism of a would-be king, instead of honoring the democratic values so many have served and fought and sacrificed for. They resisted tyrants - so should we.

Can I fire off a quick hot take? Stop talking about them, it only gives them oxygen.

Why, it contains no king.

On the one hand - yes. Other hand, any Iranian efforts to assemble a weapon and test it are likely going to be as vulnerable, if not more vulnerable, as the hardened underground facilities that Israel just struck. Israel would certainly make every effort to interdict a rushed assembly. A #nukesky 🧵/

*Temptation Sensation plays*

yep! unpaywalled:

Well, I forgot my roommate from my summer 2012 apartment sublet in D.C. is now the Secretary of the Army, until tonight, when he told Fox News there is a troop on the moon

Happy Pride month~! #PrideMonth #LGBTQ

Been hearing the ICBM: Escalation music play in the back of my mind a lot this week

go ahead, post another "both sides" take. tell me about cafeteria complaints and affinity group graduations at liberal arts colleges set the groundwork for today's DHS. write another essay comparing the domestic mobilization of the military to the social dynamics of leftist group chats.

Palmer: Charges should be brought against each one of you AOC: Raising the prospect of charges against witnesses is a form of intimidation is it not? Palmer: I strike those words

He looks like bizarro world DJ Peach Cobbler

Thomas Massie put it best I think www.nationalreview.com/2024/05/the-...