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Unemployed by day, degen shitposter by night. Liberal fruitcake. Slava Ukraini.
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Utter confusion exists among the historians

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sadly for the haters, they Did Not Know Ball

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Pope Francis is dead and the Electoral College of Cardinals will need to choose his successor Tune in to Steve Kornacki on MSNBC to follow the Path to the Papacy

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Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.

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you could not waterboard me into publishing this

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Old Men Yaoi: great, don't get me wrong, love to see it, I've played Disco Elysium etc. but its old news Old Women Yuri: Breaking the established status quo, visionary

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Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

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The call from the Khan comes in to the Atomic Illini: Operation Altgeld is a go. Two keys turn simultaneously beneath the Morrow Plots. A moment later, a Minuteman emblazoned with “OSKEE WOW-WOW” rises from among the cornstalks on the ultimate mission to protect liberty.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

we need a pope who’s not afraid to freak it

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imagine being a four star general fired after Pete Hegseth questioned your job competence and opening up literally any national newspaper

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WAIT I DMED IT TO MYSELF ON TWITTER THANK GOD

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I'm not going to say I'm currently arguing with Nazis on the internet but I am going to say I'm arguing with people who seem to think American entry into the Second World War was a bad thing and or only happened because of evil intentions

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The only allied power in ww2 that was previously aligned with Nazi Germany is the Soviet Union.

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As much as Will can have bad takes sometimes, his ability to kick the hornets nest is something that ought to be studied. This is neither laudatory or derogatory.

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