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saying a quiet thank you to myself for being the type of Neurotic to obsessively clean my house before going on vacation

submitted 630 days ago • 1 comment

i’m on my second french 75 at the airport lounge and the hot alt redhead bartender from two weeks ago remembers me. nothing can bring me down (that’s a lie i am VERY fragile)

submitted 630 days ago • 0 comments

the only good thing about the next election will be seeing Pence and Trump debate each other

submitted 630 days ago • 2 comments

gonna tell my grandkids this was nessie

submitted 631 days ago • 0 comments

there’s a cheap EU airline called Ryanair and they sell cigarettes on the planes

submitted 632 days ago • 1 comment

the way i hear tom wambsgans say “LUDICROUSLY capacious” every time i see a large designer purse

submitted 632 days ago • 0 comments

we did at least go outside some while social distancing:

submitted 632 days ago • 0 comments

spent most of our time in Ireland in quarantine, but at least i got a t-shirt from the Dublin Hard Rock Hotel that served as our cage. fuck covid

submitted 632 days ago • 1 comment

irish coffee and sudafed: breakfast of champions

submitted 632 days ago • 0 comments

Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.

submitted 638 days ago • 3 comments

finally in Ireland after a hellish 3 day journey where United fucked us at every turn and they left my brother-in-law’s bag in Newark

submitted 642 days ago • 1 comment

airlines should be required by law to smoke you out if they get you stranded overnight

submitted 644 days ago • 2 comments

spotted at denver airport, was told i must skeet about it

submitted 645 days ago • 0 comments

the nice barista at the corner cafe asked if i wanted “the usual” but it wasn’t my usual. i was so flattered i will NEVER tell her

submitted 650 days ago • 0 comments

Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car

submitted 650 days ago • 64 comments

it’s 6:30 on a friday. i want to stop working but i hit the ballmer peak so i’m stuck here

submitted 651 days ago • 0 comments

nice evening yesterday

submitted 651 days ago • 2 comments

at the risk of being Too Earnest, this is the first mother’s day that hasn’t brought me a wave of grief, however small. sending light and love to everyone for whom this day is difficult ❤️❤️

submitted 656 days ago • 0 comments

going to the gym against my own wishes bc i promised myself i would work out and not just play totk today

submitted 657 days ago • 0 comments

y’all are assembling some horrors beyond comprehension in totk and i am very here for it

submitted 657 days ago • 0 comments

i need an egg chair more than i’ve ever needed a chair

submitted 658 days ago • 0 comments

took the entire day off for TOTK and only just left the sky islands. this is already my game of the year

submitted 658 days ago • 1 comment

no more remakes until i get a murderbot tv series just give me a murderbot tv series i am begging u here

submitted 658 days ago • 11 comments

happy zelda release day to all who celebrate! my husband has said goodbye for the foreseeable future

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

Queen Charlotte features gay sex and the main characters hate fuck on every even day of the month. the bridgerton folks have figured out their audience (me)

saying a quiet thank you to myself for being the type of Neurotic to obsessively clean my house before going on vacation

i’m on my second french 75 at the airport lounge and the hot alt redhead bartender from two weeks ago remembers me. nothing can bring me down (that’s a lie i am VERY fragile)

the only good thing about the next election will be seeing Pence and Trump debate each other

gonna tell my grandkids this was nessie

there’s a cheap EU airline called Ryanair and they sell cigarettes on the planes

the way i hear tom wambsgans say “LUDICROUSLY capacious” every time i see a large designer purse

we did at least go outside some while social distancing:

spent most of our time in Ireland in quarantine, but at least i got a t-shirt from the Dublin Hard Rock Hotel that served as our cage. fuck covid

irish coffee and sudafed: breakfast of champions

Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.

finally in Ireland after a hellish 3 day journey where United fucked us at every turn and they left my brother-in-law’s bag in Newark

airlines should be required by law to smoke you out if they get you stranded overnight

spotted at denver airport, was told i must skeet about it

the nice barista at the corner cafe asked if i wanted “the usual” but it wasn’t my usual. i was so flattered i will NEVER tell her

Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car

it’s 6:30 on a friday. i want to stop working but i hit the ballmer peak so i’m stuck here

nice evening yesterday

at the risk of being Too Earnest, this is the first mother’s day that hasn’t brought me a wave of grief, however small. sending light and love to everyone for whom this day is difficult ❤️❤️

going to the gym against my own wishes bc i promised myself i would work out and not just play totk today

y’all are assembling some horrors beyond comprehension in totk and i am very here for it

i need an egg chair more than i’ve ever needed a chair

took the entire day off for TOTK and only just left the sky islands. this is already my game of the year

no more remakes until i get a murderbot tv series just give me a murderbot tv series i am begging u here

happy zelda release day to all who celebrate! my husband has said goodbye for the foreseeable future

Queen Charlotte features gay sex and the main characters hate fuck on every even day of the month. the bridgerton folks have figured out their audience (me)

opens app sees goatse posting closes app

blueberry almond lemon loaf cake

good morning and happy sunday