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I love vacationing in Florida but it’s getting way too political. Is that Gaza resort done yet?

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Let me get this straight. If they’re deporting a US citizen back to their home country then…then…wait, let me start again…

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Take it from an expert…boycott that bitch.

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Does anyone have the phone number of the person who does the Lakers’ coach’s hair?

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According to this data RFK is a

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On it!

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ouch

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Last outdoor nap for a while.

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I am proud to have not purchased from Amazon for seven years. My advice: Amazon doesn’t need you, but small local companies desperately do. If Amazon caves on this cowardly threat from the orange idiot, everyone needs to do the same.

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You know what I love almost best about being on vacation?Reading 2300 pages in 30 days. #nerd

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Today I had shrimp tacos good enough to make Jesus cry.

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The internet is telling me the Packers did well in the draft. #GoPackGo #GoInternetGo

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Let’s all help @tizzyent.bsky.social identify this vile excuse of a human being. We are the good people, Bluesky. Let’s do this.

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Sounds like Green Bay found the Golden ticket. (I was watching Office reruns)

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Alright who’s the idiot who thought Rebel Rebel would work for a Lite beer commercial?

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Stay tuned for my mock pope draft.

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It’s getting pretty close to sitting in the pool and drinking wine-thirty.

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Has anyone thought about dropping a smart bomb on the White House? I mean, it might work, right?

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I guarantee you there is a group of people standing around the orange idiot right now trying to explain to him that Hannibal Lecter is not a real person.

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Leftover Ham Monday is one of my favorite holidays.

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Anything to stop him from sexting me.

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Alternative dialogue to Jesus rising from the dead… “Jesus: Hey, you lay in a damp cave for three days… Followers: Day and a half! Jesus: Fine! A day and a half…and see if you smell like frankincense and myrrh.

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Me: I can make friends with that person in two words or less. Game Show Host (along with entire audience): GBJ, MAKE THAT FRIEND!!! Me: Nice dog.

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And one thing that always puzzled me since I was a kid. The Easter story says after three days Jesus rose from the dead. But if he dies late on Friday and rises early on Sunday, that’s a day and a half at best. C’mon. Even Catholic kids had math class.

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I love the fact that the secular wold revised a day about a mythical dude emerging from his tomb into giving little kids a bunch of candy.

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As usual The Onion wins.

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England gets us.

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Much much more of this please.

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I am waiting for my grandkids to show up. I’m like a five-year-old on Christmas morning.

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