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Three cats in a trench coat ◦ Variety Streamer ◦ SAR Content Creator ◦ He/Him Come watch me stream S/M/T/Th 16CET/10EST https://www.twitch.tv/gumbaro ❤️ @paopulion.bsky.social
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So Twitch has recently added 2k streaming for some streamers and I was accepted into the program. How do I celebrate? BY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE NEW SYSTEM AND FORCING AN ULTRAWIDE ASPECT FOR MY STREAM LETS GO. I'll be streaming in 21:9 again tomorrow if you wanna come watch.

French Provincial Cooking: Life is beautiful and I give love to those around me with delicious food. French High Cuisine: Nothing can ever be good enough, and abuse is both natural and important. 💅☕

I travelled to a galaxy far far away for this.

Sleeping safely with Mom.

USA: BBQ flavor chips Chile, an intellectual:

for @momokona.bsky.social and @gumbaro.gg 💕

Kitty

The last couple years of me consuming the *true and accurate rendition of Taskmaster* has allowed me to appreciate this far more than if I had not been on bsky. If you're not following @kimhu.bsky.social you should be. I hope this gives you a giggle btw.

You could convince Goku to jerk you off if you claimed that's how people on your planet fight.

Dear "game devs," This is STILL a deal breaker.

the sound and the fury

If I get a DM akin to "Can I ask you a question" I just ignore it, I'm not interested. If it's a real person with a genuine question or interest in saying hi, put the damn payload into your first shot. I know this makes some people uncomfortable but this is how it is, gotta filter bots and spam.

Being reminded what an organic gasfed Ram looks like elsewhere in the world without US growth hormones.

The bus I'm on has a marquee that exists solely to inform passengers when the driver is speeding. I don't think it has the effect the company wants it to, where do I tip the driver?

Algunos dibujos lindos de la tienda de té de boba local. 🧋

Unreal Tournament (1999)

Someone help me find a use for leftover lasagna sheets before Italian special forces raid my home.

I added bouncy physics to my DD2 Arisen for... immersion 😏

It's been debunked, valve confirmed they don't even use the company that is said to be hacked (a SMS 2FA company) and the source of it all is an AI company's LinkedIn post that itself looks AI made itself I mean, $5000 for 89 MILLION steam accounts? Come on. Just have Steam Guard and you're good.

Starwars and/or what? Halo? Smash? Scrubs? Don't leave me in suspense bro.

Whenever a media website refreshes my feed, I've learned to take that as a mental severance to do something else. "I was gonna read that!" Yeah well now I'm not, and I won't take whatever crap they decided I should read. A little spite works wonders for keeping the corps from hacking my ADHD.

I'm bad at making phone calls

Tbh, my biggest motivation to learn Japanese is that Japan has the best Rock.

The rare VR Gumbaro

Me with my scant available mental, trying to remember the word ambulance: "Hospital...drive?"

Oh my God why is the Salvation Army always musty? It really is the worst of the thrift stores.

Whenever I share a meme to a server, I never send it the first time. Through a combination of ADHD and brain static, we just leave it there for the necessary minutes to forget what the link was. Every meme I've sent is an exercise in "I sure hope this isn't some unhinged shit" as I press enter.