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lover of all (most) things obscene, relishing in earthly delights and grief 24/7 if we didn't navigate conflict together, is it even real? artist 🤙 bitch 🤬 cunt 🥰 loudmouth 🗣️ https://gumslide.neocities.org/tsq/
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every now and then a room temperature politician/public figure will post a queef like they invented democracy and are in the trenches defending it and i know instantly that they are a politician/public figure and need to be blocked and so far im 100% accurate

ok so some preliminary research on roller derby is that its basically pro wrestling on skates and there’s a lot of performative allyship in the community at large. this may or may not be true in my area, but ig i'll keep an eye out. i am deffff getting the performative vibe from my league's site ngl

it was so nice to go rollerskating today, especially in this great spot tbh, like 10/10 location. im taking it easy, its gonna be chill and fun, and if i get good enough this summer, i think i might wanna join a roller derby club for the love of violence and i think i'd be really good at it

so i already have an ass in the 99% percentile but today i went rollerskating and i can already feel that rollerskating is gonna put my ass (and thighs) in the 101% percentile......

i write a post and then spend just as long editing it down into the char limit call that subtractive writing

ok so watership down... really fucked me up as a kid. i fully was expecting a disney movie LOL based on the animation, it was pretty scary to watch in a fever dream/unreality sort of way. now im grown tho and i want to watch it again to see if i can enjoy it more/understand the plot if there is one

does anyone have a zillion dollars :( my homies need help :(

its my borthday!

i love haggling and asking ppl for things. its kinda hard to be normal about it but i try my best. glad to be around folx who don’t get weird about being asked for things. idk just say no, its not that deep imo

what is the No Kings thing about in philly btw

i got a guitar and amp and accessories for 30$ i am still in the "is this real" stage........ like...... WHAT every time i accomplish a major life goal i get like restless bc i cope w the horrors by being goal oriented so meeting the goals is actually stressful bc idk how to direct myself otherwise

i continue to believe that white people are socialised, from birth, to lack empathy

happy weekend everybody! i have a jewelry store focused on fused glass. i would love to send you something nice! nora.jewelry #bsnm

if you look up "moche sex pots" you can see some really neat art and apparently it'll change your entire perception of sex if you look hard enough

man i do be loving my city tho

i wont lie, whenever someone expresses that being around their parents/family is hard but they want to stay connected, or that going no contact is/was really hard, im like....... cant relate i lowkey am relieved that my family was so terrible that the choice to GTFO was EASY. no turmoil here lmao

Her (the next bread recipe im gonna try) m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ImC...

incomprehensible screaming

wish i could sell plates. not for lack of skill, but whomst the fuck gonna buy plates rn considering the cost id have to charge to make even a small profit bc eggs an everything else are fuckin 8$ rn......... doing clothing alterations seems to be going well tho!

i be gettin too anxious when im online. i have my real persona and then my business persona and then my "i have to be polite to everyone idk why" persona. tryna break out of this people pleasing rut im in, i think step 1 is turn the tv off

i don’t know shit about shit and i like it that way. skibidi who? [insert celebrity name here] what? bitch idgaf im tryna talk about tariffs and the latest anti trans laws that concern me. i wanna talk about the realistic bird flu outlook and covid precautions and carpool networks and free plants

oh my fucking god i just discovered that lemon peels and sugar in a jar in the fridge make incredible and delicious lemon treats..... i was expecting them to be more bitter considering i just left the whole pith on, but wow i can barely taste it. its just 100% sweet and delicious lemon taste!!!

i love being on my period. like hell yea lets lay around and process our rage and grief and make art and eat food someone else made for us for like 5 days. sometimes also experiencing agonizing endometriosis but sometimes not!

“There’s no excuse to not vote” There’s 1000 excuses to not vote lmaoooo. Laws banning food and water to the elderly and disabled waiting in the Louisiana heat to vote are one.

i want cereal..... ok but raisin bran and corn flakes/frosted flakes were MY SHIT as a kid. fuckin abuela ass taste in cereal as a child for some reason. oh man i also remember fruity pebbles, they were sooo good even tho we didn’t get to eat em often. cereal w chocolate milk.... man i want cereal

i started my period today so of course instead of laying down, i volunteered to do my wife's hair from about 5pm to 11pm 😵 it was worth it

the craftiverse feed is like 80% crafts and 20% random posts that use the word knit or smt bc some craft words are also just common words in english. have to scroll back up sometimes to double check im still on the feed 🤣

does anyone wanna send me (PA, USA) sock yarn and/or sock sized knitting needles uwu everything is ever so expensive these days and i already couldnt afford those things uwu 🧶👀 (include a SASE and i'll send u back a lil gift!)

Neil banging out the tunes #art

my cat started flipping out every morning at 6am and she'll cry, scratch at the bottom of the door, and fight with our other cat to wake us up but i cant think of what she could possibly want besides just attention but I NEED TO SLEEP OR I BECOME A MONSTER this week has been rough