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“There is a point in the history of society when it becomes so pathologically soft and tender that among other things it sides even with those who harm it, criminals, and does this quite seriously and honestly.” Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil Dems, the time for understanding is over.

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I am no longer striving for understanding and compassion. If you voted for this, I sincerely hope you get what you deserve. “I just wanted cheaper eggs!” Then buy a fucking chicken not whatever this is!

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I have started my villain arc at work. I was the go to guy, and now I’m the go fuck yourself guy. No Kim, I will not create another query for you. It’s not my job. Go learn SQL ya damn self like I had to.

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Assuming that I live to 80 (unlikely) a full 1/10 of my life will have been taken up by the simplest orange’s bullshit. I wish I could un-think that.

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Me in teams meeting: So the executive that signed up for this new system got fired, correct? My boss: They did, yes. Me: 🙂

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Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts! Star Wars Fans: Flying around the galaxy would be dope! Warhammer 40k Fans: No, no, really, I’m good.

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This makes me deeply happy.

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“The most unrealistic part of the Bible is that a dude in his 30’s had 12 friends” -Someone wittier than me at some point

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Friday night and my wife and I are eating snacks and roasting old episodes of Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. You can’t handle this level of wild

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48 hours in an internet outage. The death toll is over 60%. Roving bands of soccer moms are going house to house forcing people to look at pictures of their water cups and inspirational quotes. I may not survive this.

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Sitting here without internet like

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I have 3 void cats with distinct personalities. 1) Moxie: Adorable little pixie 2) Niblet: 18 pound house gremlin 3) Mo: Honorary orange cat. The dumbest animal I have ever seen. Make koalas look smart. My sweet boy.

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I miss when politicians were boring.

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I started learning SQL this week and managed to get a very important report created. It’s nice to go into the weekend on a high note.

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The US is not in a good place right now. Every media outlet I look at is espousing the end times. All the people around me are losing it. And here I am with enough caffeine to jump start a car, and a plucky sense of determination. Lexapro is the best!

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It’s snowing yet again. It was in the 60’s three days ago. My seasonal affective disorder looks like a carnival ride right now.

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I would cry but my eyes would freeze shut

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Indeed it is. Just a cute little snuggle baby

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I just saw a snow plow on a side road in #HuntingtonWV. It’s like seeing Bigfoot. People kept telling me they existed, but I hadn’t seen one with my own eyes

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this is basically all human civilisation

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I really want to see President Biden go HAM with unhinged executive orders right before leaving. Examples: All US citizens are required to carry a duck with them at all times. Healthcare is now 100% paid for by the government if your name is Dwayne and you live Knox county TN

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Meet my sassy void Niblet. He is adorable and 90% teeth. Imagine living with a tiny, adorable wood chipper. #catsofbluesky

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I have just woken up, and after careful consideration I will choose violence today.

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I don’t know who needs this but please enjoy this video of cute baby possums loudly snacking youtu.be/TBsDFFtmiuE

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I’m in one of those things at work that’s gonna suck real bad for like 2 weeks. I know it’s gonna pass, but the urge to start randomly throwing hands is real strong.

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The void is staring back at me

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