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The Riddler is loose

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The Whos in Whoville reproduce like the Neogi

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

I spent so many years valiantly defending MSG and getting so much shit in return that, at the height of the pandemic, Ajinomoto sent me this amazing care package to say thank you - probably the best freebie I have ever received 🐼❤️ (I am not and never have been in the pay of Big Panda)

submitted 533 days ago • 11 comments

I have sincere, well-meaning questions about this pizza

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

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Imagine a goblin

submitted 526 days ago • 2 comments

The Soviet home computer/smart home prototype, project SPHINX.

submitted 605 days ago • 6 comments

NRW: The Straight Story It's striking how Lynchian this movie is. Being serenely G-rated with a hopeful, wistful tone does not interfere with the qualities of being Lynchian Gorgeously shot. Badalamenti goes beast mode on the score

submitted 605 days ago • 2 comments

I am once again asking you why Chris Elliott is in Manhunter.

submitted 605 days ago • 4 comments

Tickle me once. I'll hee hee. Tickle me twice? Hoo hoo.

submitted 629 days ago • 0 comments

YOU 🫵have FIFTEEN 1️⃣5️⃣ MINUTES to ARM YOURSELF ☕️AGAINST🧋the🫖 3:30 🕞 sleepies 😴🥱

submitted 605 days ago • 35 comments

My 6yo daughter's July 4th drawing

submitted 605 days ago • 1 comment

There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks when decades happen. If you average it out, that’s around one decade per decade

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I am currently reading four books on my Kindle

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

The Last Unicorn is a perfect movie, but for the dreary songs by America. Current 93 should provide new ones

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin! DORIAN: Can I hide it? DEVIL: Well, yes, but— DORIAN: And there are no other consequences? DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul! DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.

submitted 606 days ago • 20 comments

i assume they told elon like "98% of users on twitter view fewer than 1000 posts per day" and he thought this meant most people wouldn't hit the rate limit when it actually means most of their DAUs are fake

submitted 606 days ago • 5 comments

This is what I look like when I post

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

My 6yo daughter had her first sleepover last night. They enjoyed The Last Unicorn, which is even better-animated than I had remembered https://youtu.be/VxoJLJx-mJw

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

Sharing some manuls for good luck

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

(showing new guy around the office at work) Yeah, I guess you could say I'm the whimsical jester of this grand harlequinade

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments