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Don draper: gentlemen. what’s the first thing everyone does on a sunday morning after smacking that thing around in the upstairs bathroom for 2 hours Pete: don i don’t th— Roger: you go downstairs and eat the breakfast that got cold 1.5 hours ago Don: *nods, turns poster around* Samson Microwaves

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Using my thrifted french pepper mill. It’s legit having a real pepper mill, makes a difference

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You want to borrow my stud buddy? Sorry, we’re not poly

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(Standup voice) who’s texting the word penis to their friends haha am i right

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This house 🤝 Ur mom

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Your honor, “fuck you money” doesn’t mean paying someone for sex, where do you even get this stuff

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When backwards american flag decal/shirt guys try to explain why it’s backwards

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If I had been there in the mines of moria merry and pippin would have been handcuffed around a pole let me tell you that much

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First date idea we form some kind of fellowship of mythical beings to transport and destroy my weird glowing ring in the fires of Mount Doom

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The house at the end of the street - the one with the faded paint and dirt-splattered walls, you know the one - there used to live a clown and a jazz musician, and they were roommates. They had a series of interesting portraits on the wall and they used to invite people to view them. One day a stran

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The old woman who lived at the mouth of the harbor saw ships come and go every day all of her youth until one day all the shipping work dried up at the harbor and the ships stopped coming. One day years later she saw an old wooden ship arrive, very tall with many sails and it had at least 100 people

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Johnny Jones had been building ramps for 37 years he was considered the best in his trade one day he was building a ramp that was very tall and very steep and someone came with a motorcycle and said I want to fly this thing off of your ramp Johnny Jones said well it’s not complete yet and this is th

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Ok look at the light ok good ok now i want you to make a banana with your fist ok can you do that for me

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(Proctologist david lynch) fix your fart or die

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Bewildering Beats to get Bummed Out to

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Je suis harvârd

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Hooking up with your mom and doing a bat flip as i leave

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Maître d’ is french for Master D. I think it’s a sex thing but idk

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APAC: All Pies Are Cranberry

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Thought leadership is funny “Hey i had a thought. Follow me”

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It’s Friday

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A british guy with a cool car Like a little roadster But when he goes to the holiday park all the other british guys have big touring motorcycles and he feels ashamed of his little roadster

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Das habe ich gestern am spätend Abend gehofft.

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If i’da been there when that bake called the cops on jean valjean i woulda suplexed that little french doughboy so hard he would have needed a lot more baking powder to rise back up

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Acting normal in the back of my dragula

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