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Writing and design. International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.
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Walking the dog. Like I do every day. She pooped. Like she does every day. I picked it up with a little baggie. Like I do every day. But today, instead of waiting to toss the bag of fresh, steaming dogshit in a trash can at home, I left it on the hood of a double-parked Cybertruck. Where it belongs.

submitted 7 days ago • 1048 comments

OMG he IS saying that. Gee, I wonder where he heard it?

submitted 11 days ago • 72 comments

ok, so basically I'm trying to make this post go viral.

submitted 18 days ago • 509 comments