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guyascended.bsky.social
Your next favorite gamer. I'm live MWF 6:00pm-9:00pm. I post new vids twice a week on youtube. MDNI please. https://linktr.ee/guyascended Bluesky goal: 448/500 Twitch goal: 465/500 YouTube goal 52/100
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I’m not saying it was a competition but I did win

Come tell her happy birthday

I took @doomsdango.bsky.social to the bookstore for her birthday with a $100 limit and she easily doubled that. Happy birthday baby I love you.

I beat RE3 tonight on stream and I am so happy the were able to do the originals justice while making a good new experience. Eventually I am going to get the new Silent Hill game and play thru that as well.

Welp it was fun folks

There's this guy who is like totally obsessed with me. He keeps chasing me around. Everywhere I go he's there. www.twitch.tv/guyascended

I think it’s fine if you get 4 inches. That’s a perfectly respectable amount. But don’t lie to me weather channel. GIVE ME MY SNOW.

I am so hype for the new MTG cards. I thought I would be most hype for Cloud but no. Its this little guy.

Let's get some zombies in here with RE3. www.twitch.tv/guyascended

So I have been trying out Stranger Of Paradise and I have to say this is not their best work. The music cuts off abruptly in many areas. There is not much exploration. It is just dungeon crawl after dungeon crawl. Maybe I came in with the wrong expectations but this isn't what I thought it would be.

If she touches my mouse with those buttery ass fingers we will fight

Happy Valentine's day and thanks to everyone that came and hung out! We beat FFX tonight and got a huge raid from Purgeyz. (She's not on here yet but go check her out!) We ended the night again with @jinkieart.bsky.social.

Someone is taking her seat

For all the things I think Riot does wrong with League there is one thing they always do right. Their music department slaps on every song. Across different styles and genres every song is good. The song blood sweat & tears for Ambessa describes her perfectly. A woman of power and unshakable will.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman I am lucky enough to be with. For some reason she makes the mistake of choosing me repeatedly. Also happy Valentine’s to all my guys, gals, and other pals on here. Go get or give whatever love you want.

FUCK THIS CHALLENGE #FFX #CHOCOBO

We are on our way to deal with Tidus and Yuna's Daddy issues. www.twitch.tv/guyascended #ffx #finalfantasy #tidus #Yuna #jrpg #twitchstreamer

YALL WANNA SEE SOMETHING CRAZY

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Idk how you can recover a career after Kendrick makes a hit calling you pedo and plays it at the Super Bowl. I would retire.

Happy Sunday!

Sitting here with my vegan hot chocolate and marshmallows in my Dango mug, ready to get some Dango dubs on #stream tonight :) Come hang out with me! www.twitch.tv/doomsdango

Look at her being cute

Kitty found a big belly to lay on

PSN being down has gamers unable to play games they "own" digitally and it's exactly why I've always advocated so much for physical media. The path is laid out already, but I don't think the convenience was worth it. You should be able to play a game you purchased ANY time you want. Period.

My girlfriend is short and we went to Costco. Now I can’t find her.

I'm late but its @doomsdango.bsky.social fault. www.twitch.tv/guyascended

Am I the only one struggling to find motivation recently?

If I post honestly I will be visited by three policemen

As much as I like Joel he definitely had it coming

Sorry for the last minute cancellation I meant to say this earlier but no stream tonight. Got some personal stuff to take care of.