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My weekend been crazy found out my ex was talking shit via podcast (she a nonfactor)

I’m talking we speak the same 3 languages, moved to this country at the same time… and we get along great im the luckiest man alive

Ima mythical pull God

Ima mythical pull God my next girl might be israeli-palestinian

I’m the luckiest man ever I managed to find a tall thick togolese baddie that is also a good woman 😭😂😭🤪🤪🤪 ima mythical pull GOD

Like bro bitches on my Dick and they cant say nothhhing

Why my ex email a podcast about me bro

When you find a togolese baddie that got two dollars

No sex yet but we talking kids 🤪

Im finna duck off forever in like two weeks just wait i done find togolese baddie that i vibe w it’s so over for me

I know ima grownup fr cause I be in the crib making asparagus

I wanna talk about my crush no way i was geeked off a kiss cheek how she do this to me??? Ima fucker

Dunk contest highlights looking generationally ass these niggas was missing like shit

Having a crush as a 30 yr old is crazy mf got me fluttery

I kiss my crush on the cheek and celebrated like i just won something 😭 the parameters tight on that mf

Having a crush is real cute

I kiss my crush on the cheek this week i walked away exactly like this fr I’m cooked it wasnt even the mouth or nun

Damn i actually got a crush that’s crazy fr

Kissed my wife for the first time yesterday i got about two weeks left in the streets 💯

It’s imperative you hang out w that mf in public too before thinking of anything serious lol

Eagles Wwwwww

Nigga we got Pat Mahomes looking crazy pussy!!!!!

Let’s GO BIRDS

African baddie put me on to death note…

Hope gregg popovich good man i aint hear shit from gramps

Im finna meditate against patrick mahomes you need spirit to beat that nigga

Patrick Mahomes ion like ya whole family nigga tomorrow i want ya tears bitch!

Patrick mahomes tomorrow you will learn

Eagles winning the ship tomorrow fuck Mahomes his wife his son his creepy son and his alcoholic dad

My eagles taking that superbowl tmr man we finna turn patrick mahomes ghost white

Now wtf did education do??

When you on a date and she ask if you ever cheated before

Boutta get my Valentine’s Day package ready

Going on a date today 🤪