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I rate President Musk's performance 2 exploding SpaceX Starships. That may seem overly low, but remember that, when converted, 2 exploding SpaceX Starships is equal to 47 Burning Teslas. Plus, I'm saving my exploding SpaceX Starships for future ratings; gonna need them for my extended metaphor.

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Before I sign off for the day and head to my sensory deprivation chamber for a few hours respite from the barrage of the twin-monarchs' bullshit (Elon and his boy-toy), I want share a crazy thought: Could you imagine if EVERYONE on Bluesky created a Truth Social account on the same day, and posted?

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The Trump v Nero comparison is only half correct. Nero didn't set Rome ablaze.

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Wanna read something guaranteed to scare the livin' poop out of any sane person? Our Dicktator (not Musk, the other one) has only been in office for about six weeks! He (it is "he", right? - sorry, but he has no balls, so I can't be sure) still has about 202 more to go! Strap in!

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Required reading...for those of us who, you know, actually know how to read critically (which, unfortunately, aren't the MAGA cultists that serve as the Flying "Orange Cancer" Monkey's base...and political appointees). Absolutely worth the 5 minutes of your time. newrepublic.com/post/192464/...

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Dear President Muskputindonniedickweed: You are doing an amazing job, Sir(s?)! No criticism towards your brilliant reign, but might I ask a small favor? The tariff waffles you are serving/not serving/serving/not serving; it's a bit confusing, especially as my trad-wifey and I are about to close a

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Is it just me, or is the Space X Starship spacecraft explosion midflight a perfect and timely metaphor for the state of this country under President Musk and Donnie Dum-dum?

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NOT TRUE: "Zelensky owns a $35 million home in Florida and has $1.2 billion in an overseas account. Zelensky owns 15 homes, 3 private planes, and has a monthly income of $11 million." TRUE: All Ukranians have multiple homes; bunkers, foxholes, bomb shelters, etc. ALSO TRUE: Zelensky is a hero.

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Here's some GOOD NEWS re: Donnie Dum-dum to help brighten the day...just kidding! The man sucks the bright out of everything he comes near, but I digress. It is estimated that the Skidmark-in-Chief's tariffs will cost Americans - economically low/middle class Americans - $260 BILLION, or about

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Finally, I know why the mouse I adopted from the mouse shelter has a penis and a vagina! It was abandoned in the middle of its US funded gender reassignment surgery! Thank you, Donnie Dum-dum, for enlightening me and for nipping the practice in the bud. Make mice pay, dammit! You are a true patriot!

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After carefully analyzing Donnie Dum-dum's speech before Congress last night, I was able to determine at which point he started lying, complaining, lying, accusing, lying, droning, lying, crying, lying, deflecting, lying, gaslighting, and of course lying; when he started speaking. Maybe before...

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This is next level! 💥

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So, Under-President to the President (Musk? Putin?) Donnie Dipshit put a one-month hold on the tariffs that will cripple the US auto industry and make American cars unaffordable to...Americans. What the phukc, Donnie, make up your mind! Are you going to phukc everybody now or later? Inquiring...

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Random thought: Fentynal is bad; full stop. It has claimed the lives of thousands upon thousands of people in the US. Hard right Republicans have their panties - justifiably - in a bunch. "Close the borders! Deport the vile immigrants! Carpet bomb the shit out of the cartels! We must protect our...

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I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

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And just like that, with one simple Senate confirmation, education in this country is truly phukced. I guess that's actually a good thing, though. Can't have educated voters! What if they, God forbid, read before they vote? What if they were...informed (gasp!). Gotta keep those MAGA numbers up!

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"Comrade Donnie." "Yes, Vladie?" "Comrade, I told you no to call me Vladie!" "Sorry, Papa." "It 3 days since Zelensky you tried to humiliate, but most of Europe rally support!" "It's Biden's fault, Papa, not mine!" "To fix, you have new task: Stop all cyber measures against the motherland."

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Finally, someone in government is taking real and impotent action. I am tickled pink that Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has the courage to initiate the change Americans have been clamoring for (besides a working government).The proposal? Change the name "New York strip steak" to "Texas strip steak"!

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Imagine being a Tesla salesperson right now? Why would you bother even going to work knowing you've a snowball's chance in hell of making a sale? Pretty soon, all Tesla salespeople will need to find new work. With no salespeople, no sales. With no sales... On a personal note, Elon's a dickweed.

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Why would the Putin-Groveler-in-Chief sign an executive order making English the official language of the United States? He can neither speak it nor write it! Why not his native Russian?

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Seeing as the US Constitution has been amended by the Symian-American monarch to now permit immigrants to be appointed as President, I officially throw my full support behind President Zelensky.

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I am so incredibly proud of Senator Lindsey Graham! Of all the sycophantic shitstains competing for the Putin Puppet's affection, and whoa-boy, there are a lot of them! - no one (at least since yesterday) can do it better or with the same nauseating speed! Way to go, Lindsey! Vlad appreciates you!

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The one time MTG got something right (without intending to, of course).

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My wish for an alternate ending. Slap that ferret headed clod

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DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

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The "Infinite Monkey Thoerem" states that a monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter would eventually type Shakespeare's works. 1st Asst. to the VP JD Vance proves it.

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