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gwinmoire.sisc.one
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hey i love you

how many cosmic rays must i blast you with to get the employee discount

maybe when i move i can actually get my name changed and shit that would rule so hard

no offense but i’m holding my cat’s paw right now

in loving you i know i don’t stand to reason with the whole of It

ok but who is staffing these 10k starships or whatever this is silly

chewie the only one who knows how to mourn properly

cool that kylo ren has his own goon squad

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

rey is so cool tbh

*in my best femme voice* ummm regular straight???

excited to announce i remembered i have a box of macken cheese in the pantry

ok almost done with this silly journey through star wars shit. about to watch rise of skywalker. i won’t be watching mandalorian(seen some of it but whatever), boba, or akosha because i have my limits dammit

deep craving for a beautiful woman to do pseudoscience on me

i need someone to gloop my sunburnt back with aloe vera

i’m also getting married next month but that’s sort of tangential

*trying to update my mom on life things* sorry you’re gonna have to hear some things about polyamory mom: i don’t like it but that’s ok

i forget my mom was the one who got me my bsky invite code

i was actually invited to post on bluesky thank you very much

a bummer time to have my vpn expire

on the one hand it sucks that i’m moving towards the end of portland’s summer on the other hand it rules that i’m leaving halfway through austin’s summer

it’s gonna fucking suck not going to get coffee with my bestie like 5 times a week honestly it might be the hardest part about leaving there better be a hot funny bitch in portland to be my new best friend

driving by my old job during the peak of friday brunch after having just made a cool 100 bucks using a pressure washer to clean some stone is 😙🤌

BIG NEWS: sis and i are moving out to portland potentially as soon as end of august/beginning of september!!!! very excited very sad to leave behind some of my most cherished sweeties. if u know me irl ur gonna have to can it for a few there’s some ppl i gotta tell in person so don’t go blabbing

sis says i have a ravenous hunger for beauty and she’s not wrong