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gwinmoire.sisc.one
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hey i love you

submitted 13 minutes ago • 1 comment

how many cosmic rays must i blast you with to get the employee discount

submitted 54 minutes ago • 0 comments

maybe when i move i can actually get my name changed and shit that would rule so hard

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

no offense but i’m holding my cat’s paw right now

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

in loving you i know i don’t stand to reason with the whole of It

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

ok but who is staffing these 10k starships or whatever this is silly

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

chewie the only one who knows how to mourn properly

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

cool that kylo ren has his own goon squad

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

submitted 15 hours ago • 125 comments

rey is so cool tbh

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

*in my best femme voice* ummm regular straight???

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

excited to announce i remembered i have a box of macken cheese in the pantry

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

ok almost done with this silly journey through star wars shit. about to watch rise of skywalker. i won’t be watching mandalorian(seen some of it but whatever), boba, or akosha because i have my limits dammit

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

deep craving for a beautiful woman to do pseudoscience on me

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

i need someone to gloop my sunburnt back with aloe vera

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m also getting married next month but that’s sort of tangential

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

*trying to update my mom on life things* sorry you’re gonna have to hear some things about polyamory mom: i don’t like it but that’s ok

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

i forget my mom was the one who got me my bsky invite code

submitted 161 days ago • 2 comments

i was actually invited to post on bluesky thank you very much

submitted 125 days ago • 9 comments

a bummer time to have my vpn expire

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

on the one hand it sucks that i’m moving towards the end of portland’s summer on the other hand it rules that i’m leaving halfway through austin’s summer

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

it’s gonna fucking suck not going to get coffee with my bestie like 5 times a week honestly it might be the hardest part about leaving there better be a hot funny bitch in portland to be my new best friend

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

driving by my old job during the peak of friday brunch after having just made a cool 100 bucks using a pressure washer to clean some stone is 😙🤌

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

BIG NEWS: sis and i are moving out to portland potentially as soon as end of august/beginning of september!!!! very excited very sad to leave behind some of my most cherished sweeties. if u know me irl ur gonna have to can it for a few there’s some ppl i gotta tell in person so don’t go blabbing

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

sis says i have a ravenous hunger for beauty and she’s not wrong

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments