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Short king looking for the middle ground between the gym and Nintendo. 🏋🏻🕹️ 🏳️‍🌈 🎵 🤓
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I’m assuming this “bite a cookie” on Grindr instead of a tap is a Brazil thing??

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I get to wear shorts in February 😌

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

I’d like to thank British Airways for putting all of White Lotus S2 on their in flight entertainment, but I should also point out *none* of it was censored.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Mentally preparing myself for a 12(!) hour flight

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Because my life isn’t chaotic enough of course I hosted the afters this morning ☠️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Did not know Kate Hudson was such a good singer 😮

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Sweet Christ 😳

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Recruiters cold emailing is one thing but sending me a text?! Girl I don’t even do Backend, please 😭

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Not today satan Wordle 1,338 6/6* ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

I still have an MP3 from 2011/2012 sitting on an external hard drive and you better believe I added it to my iPhone (At this point what else are we meant to do, go and find a physical CD?)

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Happy V day etc etc

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

The gift I got this Valentine’s Day? Back pain. Literally.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

So do we know *why* Happiness by Alexis Jordan is no longer on Spotify? What is going on? Can’t we have one little thing?

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

In my business and then making soup today I missed the news that CONFESSIONS ON A DANCEFLOOR PART II IS COMING HOLY SHIT

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You ever pause work to take a selfie?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Last night I woke up thinking “oh it must be just before my alarm goes off” and it was ONE THIRTY 💀

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I fear my sinusitis is making a return. If I have to sit at home and do absolutely nothing (except work) for two weeks to recover before I go to Brazil, so fucking be it. (I don't think I ever fully got over it. Massive fucker of a virus, whatever it is)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned that when you use those little bottles filled with saline solution to clean out your sinuses, you definitley should not do it without adding the salt because it somehow hurts like a mofo

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

An amazing thing to be notified about versus a shit thing to be notified about.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I never am good at buying tickets for things but I DID snag tickets for a carnival party in Rio before they sold out in 30 minutes

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know what business a burger has being £12 but I’m chuffed I got it for free

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Somewhat chaotic weekend but we still made it

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes fate comes through and you *do* wind up sleeping with the cute guy you have on insta

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I declare any and all aspirations to do anything on Sunday officially cancelled 💀

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t have going to Roast on tonight’s bingo card but if I’m not impulsive what am I?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

On my way to a Dee Ay Tee Eee. Wish me luck!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Are these running shorts a little tight? Maybe. Am I going to use that fact to my advantage? Maybe.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

I’m in the bath with a scotch (on the rocks)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments