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ads are always like "NOw'S THE TIME" now is not the time bro I have one dollar and ninety six cents

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

restraining myself from getting Revengeseekerz on bandcamp because if i buy it i'll listen to it at max vol so much i speedrun deafness

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

every day captchas get ever closer to becoming Big Brain Academy minigames

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

nothing will ever feel as fucked up as recognising the specific bird chirp ambience sample someone uses in a song. like yeah i know which wav this is u can't hide from me

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i drag 2-3 google tabs to a new window to pretend i'm organised but then i minimize that window and the illusion gets shattered as it reveals the other window with its 82 tabs

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

restaurants try not to flood every single meal with 700kg of spinach challenge

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

they should let gen-α design a new Golden Record

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

hunger games AU where instead of districts they're soundcloud collectives

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

i have enough calarts 2025 project videos saved to my watch later playlist to feed me for like 9 months

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

"carrion crow" is such a badass name

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

the user acct is the future of music

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

how it feels to run out of lines on a page n then write the last dot-point below the bottom margin bc u don't want to leave a single isolated dot-point up the top of the next page

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

do you think bus drivers get embarrassed when they drive past a bus with a larger number than theirs

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

power lines r the electric eels of the sky

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if scamming the elderly will fall out of practice in ~50y bc gen-z/α (who have also been taught online safety) r gonna be like "okay we know tech so we just have to lock tf in and keep up w it so we don't end up getting hacked to oblivion when we're old" and then proceed to indeed lock in

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

pylons r the most majestic creatures

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

tuned ride arpeggio

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

"/gen" is the safeword of tone indicators

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

one day it's gonna hit the point where all lowercase (or uppercase) song titles will be soooo common that other sites/systems (e.g. rym) will have to cut the whole "Normalise All Songs to be in Title Case" thing - i wonder when that day will be. hopefully a saturday because saturdays r cool

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

yk as soon as we figure out how to medically let people hear above ~20khz or wtvr someone's gonna invent a genre of music that only contains >20khz freq. noisegatekeep

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

power lowercase

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

youtube should rearrange the UI to look like this so every time someone points downwards to reference the video description they just look like a dumbass

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

i suffer from scope creep but instead of scope it's wikipedia tabs

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

guy on the street tried selling me some "edible" gummy bears for like $80.. does this guy not know all gummy bears are edible?? i can just buy some at the store for $5. ur not fooling anyone . dumbass

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

feels like we're gonna land on fuckin knowyourmeme or some shit

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Give Me 216 Months And I'll Give You -18 Years

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i do wonder what the avg listen:post ratio is for •#self-promotion channels in large music servers. i'd guess 1:25

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god does NITROMETHANE ALT have the same bass riff as SPIT. if this was intentional then i love u so much six impala

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

alexander panos & skrillex b2b

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i find it pretty interesting how at 13/14 i was making ambient/drone, then i deviated away from that for a number of years, and now i make ambient/drone again

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

they should add freeze frames to hitting gongs irl

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

telling my grandchildren bsky introducing twitter checkmarks is what carcinization meant

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

nu-testament

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

what do ya do if you make an album but don't wanna call it ur debut album. d'you just call that shit an EP even though it's album length

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

you ever just idle animation w/ ur phone when talking 2 someone. like yea okay i'll turn my phone on and off immediately. guess i'm opening gmail then refreshing it in case i got an email between now and opening it 2 seconds ago. kay putting it back in my pocket. hold on i'm checking the time again

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

i am going to kill the UK supreme court justices

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

call me fabfilter pro-q the way im cracked

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

apple should invent a button that sends your phone to the home screen

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

ik most people dont want to hear this, but [sound that makes everyone who hears it evil]

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

i scroll bandcamp's new releases every few days to find random albums and i've started playing mental bingo with their covers and titles so i decided to make it real

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

colors ranked by how tasty rice is when it's that color

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

old english -> middle english -> contemporary english -> nu eng

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

seth appreciation post . u are Literally everywhere on bandcamp somehow + also awesome

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

"serum 2" is such a funny phrase . i just keep repeating it in my head. serum 2. serum 2. serum two. why did they call it that

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments