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It’s nut, even on my radar. Oh god there’s nut everywhere

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I literally cannot see radlers or hard seltzers. My vision is based on alc 4.6% vol and above

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Tony Hadley sits down and starts singing about gold

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Lads, what’s your favourite Mendurance from the vending machine if money was not a factor ? Mendurance or Mendurance II Gold?

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This is a serious post. If I was on The Bridge of Lies I’d absolutely smash types of sharks and LOTR characters (the book ones mind). I’d get them all

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Must piss Jesus off that everyone is after a cup he drank from but no one gives a shit about the spice rack he made from walnut or indeed any of the fitted kitchens he knocked out

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Can’t believe they’ve been banned. Feels like it was only last week I won a selection of his and hers vapes on the Price is Right

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My grandfather used to terrify me with stories about the Banglybaw that lived at the bottom of our garden. Eyes as big as iPads! Fingernails longer than disposable vapes And his cock could reach the bottom of a Stanley cup and out the back

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G.I.S.M

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Before eggs were discovered, mayonnaise used to be made from blitzed up chicken heads

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Only finding out now that Steviol was created by a guy called Professor Steve

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When a couple of guys that were up to some good, started picking up discarded plastic from the local beach

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Hayden Christensen to take on the role of sycamore gap tree in Prince of Thieves reboot

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Nosferuntbum

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T ‘the hit machine’ 800

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You put Alex Kitner in the Harry Potter books and he’s going to get whipped to ribbons by the whomping willow. He’s just that sort of kid

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Finally managed to pass on the curse. Cheers Alan, smashing bloke

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See

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I find Chinese food to be quite szechuanable

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Making margaritas

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I can’t come out tonight I’m too busy putting a curse on this Toffee Crisp mug I got from an Easter egg in case someone has the audacity to dig it up 2000 years from now. Pricks!

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A swan just threatened to break my arms. Bro I’ll get you the money

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Dave Grohl, either do a benefit gig for Israel or do a benefit gig for Palestine. I’m sorry but you can’t do both

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AIDS came about just weeks before I manufactured my prototype for what would have became the worlds first double-ended syringe

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Iain, Leon, Simon

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It’s nut, even on my radar. Oh god there’s nut everywhere

I literally cannot see radlers or hard seltzers. My vision is based on alc 4.6% vol and above

Tony Hadley sits down and starts singing about gold

Lads, what’s your favourite Mendurance from the vending machine if money was not a factor ? Mendurance or Mendurance II Gold?

This is a serious post. If I was on The Bridge of Lies I’d absolutely smash types of sharks and LOTR characters (the book ones mind). I’d get them all

Must piss Jesus off that everyone is after a cup he drank from but no one gives a shit about the spice rack he made from walnut or indeed any of the fitted kitchens he knocked out

Can’t believe they’ve been banned. Feels like it was only last week I won a selection of his and hers vapes on the Price is Right

My grandfather used to terrify me with stories about the Banglybaw that lived at the bottom of our garden. Eyes as big as iPads! Fingernails longer than disposable vapes And his cock could reach the bottom of a Stanley cup and out the back

G.I.S.M

Before eggs were discovered, mayonnaise used to be made from blitzed up chicken heads

Only finding out now that Steviol was created by a guy called Professor Steve

When a couple of guys that were up to some good, started picking up discarded plastic from the local beach

Hayden Christensen to take on the role of sycamore gap tree in Prince of Thieves reboot

Nosferuntbum

T ‘the hit machine’ 800

You put Alex Kitner in the Harry Potter books and he’s going to get whipped to ribbons by the whomping willow. He’s just that sort of kid

Finally managed to pass on the curse. Cheers Alan, smashing bloke

See

I find Chinese food to be quite szechuanable

Making margaritas

I can’t come out tonight I’m too busy putting a curse on this Toffee Crisp mug I got from an Easter egg in case someone has the audacity to dig it up 2000 years from now. Pricks!

A swan just threatened to break my arms. Bro I’ll get you the money

Dave Grohl, either do a benefit gig for Israel or do a benefit gig for Palestine. I’m sorry but you can’t do both

AIDS came about just weeks before I manufactured my prototype for what would have became the worlds first double-ended syringe

Iain, Leon, Simon

[a Jay Leno walks into a bar] Bartender: “hey, why the grotesquely large chin?”

Crunching the numbers for a risky outdoors piss

Been hearing good things about that new show SaltPigs

Oh. Uh…… Gérard !!

Pain is fuel. Be careful how you burn it