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Fuck this shit bro. Stupid movement anyways. Should’ve left it as it was. (Just watched the 1st episode, 10/10)

Just seen probably one of the most depressing CBC Power and Politics episode in recent memory. This is a new age huh, this isn’t Trump 2016. This is a Trump with an agenda. #OhCanada

Just learnt Peppa Pig is having a baby sibling at the Airport Bar Mozzletoff!

Back from my media blackout. What did I miss? … I also like having inefficient healthcare, ER’s in hallways, secret deals being made for the benefit of my rich friends, and pure laziness from my premier! No, it’s not a humiliation kink. I’m simply an Ontario voter! #OhCanada #seriously?

The fact that I have to decipher the different time zones on my airplane ticket is Wack. I’m smart, just tell me in the time zones it’s in. Pls. No way this flight is 37 mins. #OhCanada

The families of two women murdered by a Winnipeg serial killer have been notified that possible human remains have been found. A search has been underway since the beginning of December. www.aptnnews.ca?p=258346

As I grow older, I feel like I begin to understand things so much more deeply. I’ll give an example Look at this bird, what is it? I thought bird watching was a dying hobby but I get it now. #Halifax #OhCanada

The only thing that makes me anti-Canadian is Drake. I said what I said. America, he’s yoursssssss #OhCanada

Had to celebrate with the family first, I’m sure you heard. CANADA BABY🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 VIVE LE CANADA, LE MEILLEUR DU MEILLEUR 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅 #FourNations #NHL #OhCanada #Hockey

I’m ok with our national anthem being booed. I just feel like they (Americans) don’t know why they’re doing it, and I’m not one to attack their confusion #OhCanada

Got rear-ended. Total incidents involving a vehicle I personally experienced: 1 (AVSKDBABSKWHD DAMN BRO)

Whoa. Pierre Poilievre started a press conference with a question from the truly trash True North, has taken a question from Rebel News...and between every question you can hear a someone yell in the background that he's not allowing all reporters to ask questions. He's ignoring them.

Tuned into the Four Nations USA V. Sweden. And I just want to say. On behalf of all Canadians. Thank you. We owe you a beer! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #FourNations #NHL #OhCanada

Idk how Canada can claim they own Hockey when they play like that. Hey, I’m just saying. No Stanley Cup No 4 Nations Cup Will we get Olympic Gold, or Bronze? #OhCanada #4Nations #NHL #Imjustasmadasyouare

That’s right Alberta, you will get to see so much MORE Construction Vehicles, so much MORE yellow tape on the roads, and so much MORE dirty air. #OhCanada #

I have for the first time in my life received more followers than I have followed on TikTok. (🎉I’m tooting my own horn, taking my moment while I can🎉) I’ve never imagined I would be capable of doing that, thru my own efforts. Nice one Damien. www.tiktok.com/@h8tch?_t=ZM... … I’m milking this.

An "odd looking salute" - so says the Toronto Star. There is nothing odd about fascism. It's arrogance and it's evil.

Owner of X, Elon Musk, has just done a nazi salute during a U.S Presidents inauguration day. Is this historical? I’m not sure, but I am sure that the community on X, is a community that enables fascism. I’m appalled, we Canadians cannot allow this man to influence our politics 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #OhCanada

Oh my goodness, recording a video, by myself, in a room, by myself, is still really nerve wracking😅 I still liked doing it tho, nice to get some of my thoughts out there! #UpnComer

Whelp, America’s TikTok is down. Who’s gonna fuel our FYP’s now😭 Honestly tho there’s no better time for Canadians to start making content on that platform than now! I suggest we fill that gap with our unique flavour of Brainrot! Let me just, insert that… www.tiktok.com/@h8tch?_t=ZM...

Note to self: Do not climb to a high point in the winter. No matter how spiritually enlightening it may feel. Or bring gloves, who am I to tell you what to do. Have a good day, and remember to lay off the caffeine. Love you. Damien. H

Looks like Danielle Smith has a flag for her Vichy administration. She gives Trump's stars and stripes top billing. She has blanked out our Maple Leaf with a battle cry for oil giants. Did Kevin O'Leary help design the logo? Canada needs to stand up to the quislings.

A majority of Canadians have a negative opinion of Pierre Poilievre, and less than 1 in 3 think he’s the best choice for prime minister.

This is everything you need to know about Poilievre. He is their guy on the inside. I will never ever vote on anything brought forward by this man. He is fundamentally unfit for public office.

he's a 10 but his first love will always be the raging, storm-tossed seas and their kraken-maidens below

Pop off Mr. Angus, Canadians are strong as fuck.

Look at this dude begging for engagement😂

It appears my holiday break has impacted my popularity. So let me reuse some old tactics from my youth to fix this. PLEASE FOLLOW ME PLEASE ENGAGE WITH MY CONTENT I’m A NICE GUY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I gotta be honest I am sick of these suicidal-ahh Ptarmigans. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT SEE MY BIG ASS TRUCK WITH MY LOUD ASS HORN ZOOMING IN YOUR DIRECTION, STOP WALKING TOWARDS MY MOVING VEHICLE. MOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEE

Man give John Cena a world title #WWERAW

Alright guys, Trudeau is resigning and I heard your calls. I’m stepping in 😎 #OhCanada #TrudeauResigns #AnyoneButPP #Howaboutmetho