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Just thinking about the time my wife was sick and wanted to watch a feel good movie. I put on Saturday night fever because I thought it'd be like Grease but with disco dancing. It was not like Grease.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Well I, for one, am really looking forward to the "The Death of Stalin" remake with Stalin and his inner circle replaced by Trump and the tech broligarchs. In 80 years when this all blows over it'll be good to just have a healthy laugh about it!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I run the blender without the lid just to feel something

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

A breakfast sandwich but the bread part is replaced by two hash brown patties. And the meat, egg, and cheese are each replaced in turn by two hash brown patties. And the side of orange juice is replaced with a handle of Jack.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Look I've had enough of Kyrie Irving, when are we getting Sanctus Irving? What about Agnus Dei Irving?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah yeah your music tastes are cool and eclectic or whatever but have you listened to Big Yellow Banana by Andy Warhol? Truly one of the greatest of all time

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

this year we're one quarter of the way to the next millennium so next time your microwave breaks down consider treating it kindly lest it smite you in the upcoming robotic rebellion

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

New year new me! Unfortunately I have decided "new me" will once again start with a fucked up sleep schedule and a hangover

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

My pear-shaped body and acne say I'm a nerd, but the fungal infection in my groin says I'm a jock 😏

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Wtf my text editor is based?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

'Having a stroke' sounds like British slang for masturbating. Unfortunately it's not appropriate to laugh when someone tells you their dad was having a stroke right in front of them.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

fr I'm so crepuscular just who I am fam

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment