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hagofhobbiton.bsky.social
Neurospicy, lurking hag in a hobbitcore fit. Desperately trying not to offend anyone (please tell me if I do, and HOW). she/her
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Look, it couldn't be more simple. - 75% of the time I am my authentic self. b. 16% of the time I am me listening to my comfort albums when I was 14 and experiencing time dialation. And 3rd... 9.2% of the time I take on the guise of an ancient fisherman of the Hebrides. AYE! he be lookin' o'er yonder

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I’m sorry, there’s not enough room. Yes I just bought more.

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I hooked up with my little brother's best friend when we were in our 20s. We've been together for 12 years. Also, we have had very similar experiences in our lives, and that helps an awful lot to relate to one another. My advice would be to put yourself out there more with people you already know! 💕

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I mean, I don't know what your life's been like lately, but here in the suburbs of Scotland we're preparing for war. We even pulled out the ol' barbarian colours (they were in a box marked 'break glass in case of revolution'). But we won't be coming at you on the streets... 👀

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Aren't these small pumpkins gourd-geous?

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www.tiktok.com/@elysemyers/... Unpopular opinion (jk)? I RELATE TO ELYSE MYERS, A LOT. Like TOO MUCH. I have to point at things like a toddler when they first realised what a dog was; pointing at every dog; "DOG! *happy dance*" WELL Neurodivergent! Neurodiversity!! AutismSpectrumDisorder!!! Hi.

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BOZUS: A THREAD: Yesterday I suggested referring to him solely as Jeffrey Bozus. And my fiance didn't understand why that was so hilarious to me. So...I burst into tears and told him to never make a joke about misunderstanding me again... 35 years of being misunderstood, and then suddenly... 1/4

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The ONLY way to announce it.

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*giggles and claps hands like an excited child* www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023...

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And for my 2nd post... I think we should normalise referring to them as; Troomp(y?) and Ellen Misk. They don't respect other people's names, so they lose the rights to their own. Like toddlers in timeout. We need to stop normalizing hatred and make the whimsical, silly opinion that-it-is be obvious!

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Some of the things I'm proud of since October 1st. Featuring inktober inspiration, followed by vamptober Castlevania fanaticism, and finally a TTRPG inspired recreation of a pattern from The Laughing Cavalier by Frans Hals (3 guesses why! 😂) I'm very lucky to have supportive and uplifting friends!💖

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