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Being worried about LI property taxes with her only working part-time is a Raymond Carver detail. Nothing good whatsoever is happening here

guy who learns about history from statues vs. guy who learns whether the president is a racist from the newspaper

You can measure American decay like the rings of a tree by comparing Jimmy Johnson's haircut to Gronk's haircut

When the Wii was announced someone on Somethingawful made a joke about a Mario game that comes with a 10-gallon jug and you control Mario by chugging water and I still think about it and laugh

One might think he was born a Stephen. One would be incorrect

Magnificent

This damn wine stepped on my back! And then took the rest of the week off!!

the reason for the season (rip alice)

I saw a guy in a Dario Saric jersey in the wild once, like 7 years ago, but he was boring and short when my friend asked him about it. We were baffled that someone would wear his jersey but not be more into it. Anyway this is one of the best pieces of sportswriting I've read in awhile

Just hanging out reading about Matt Hasselbeck

If anyone can prove they or someone they know made this video, I will buy them a case of beer or the drink of their choice, I am completely serious: m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJxL...

You don't really hear people call it "The Big Dance" anymore. I figure as a culture we had to sacrifice it to get rid of Dick Vitale

Sometimes you look a couple random things up over the course of an hour and are like "Huh, Playboi Carti has the same birthday as both notable guys named Travis Knight"

Imagine if you made chili and Andy Reid had some and said it was good. It would add a year to my life

Was reading the jerboa Wikipedia page and instinctively scrolled down to see if there was a "personal life" section

No results found for "Andre 3000 Haino"

Don Shula's Wikipedia entry has a section called "literary works"

Current debate: Is Frampton "Show Me the Way" the biggest song to ever contain the word "submerge"

Hot new song racing up the charts at my apartment: Singing "Here she comes meow meow" to the cat in a Lou Reed voice

TY 4 ur treats.