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hakapik.bsky.social
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We need a joke app that allows people to mistranslate languages on purpose. That way you can snap a pic of someones shitty foreign-character tattoo and show them that it doesn't mean "peace" or "tranquil" but actually "butthole" or "cess pit"

Reminder that the big "Biker Fight" on Yellowstone was between the rough ranchers and the Enlarged Prostate Posse, the guy on the left is a prospect he got in by saving a word doc as a pdf. The nurse on the right just reminded them to watch their sodium intake

Now with Landman, Boomers can now pretend to be slick oil workers, in case they get tired of being self righteous police with Blue Bloods or rough ranchers with Yellowstone. Good for them!

Glad that Landman came out, Boomer Porn was getting stale with just BlueBloods and Yellowstone

@eric-powell-comics.bsky.social thanks for coming over to this side, hope we get a Peaches Valentine series

OK millenials, it's been 48+hrs, remember that you can either lie to yourself while saying "yeah that tyson fight was hype, who fell for that hype?" or you can: admit you're wrong, learn from it and grow as a person. What option do you think boomers would take? #tyson #jakepaul

Before TikTok or Reels Or Vine or YouTube, there was a Middle Age man from Broomfall Pennsylvania filmed DIY comedy skits in the 70s and 80s, he released his Magnum Opus "Moron Movies" in 1985. #vintage #comedy #weird #millenials #xillenials #genx

If you watch Steven Seagal movies and pretend he's high functioning autistic, they still suck but you at least get the false sense he's trying. #moviedetails