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hakirsch.bsky.social
A 1981-model-year wolf who writes gay furry erotica with lots of leather, latex, BDSM, and an annoying amount of plot! Likely NSFW. 18+ only, Minors DNI. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hawkwolf SF: https://hawk.sofurry.com https://hakirsch.com
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"pre-read" is one of those weird things that's like "pre-heat your oven" where like yes, it means heat it up to temperature before putting food in it, it just seems weird because your oven heats up by definition.

is it okay to honor passover by listening to "remember how we suffer" from "Crazy Ex Girlfriend" ?

I say leather looks quite good on him! For @papabearic on Twitter!

I saw the Toto s350e get recommended as a bidet seat and OH MY GOD ITS LIKE 1500 DOLLARS???? It just squirts water at your asshole and or pussy

I posted on Nextdoor asking for fencing company recommendations and someone gave a suggestion (they work at a fencing company) And they have a minimum job size that is 40ft longer than my fence Ookay uhh sure I guess you’re like a commercial fencing company or something? Why did you reply then??

This is why I like Leprous. "Unfree My Soul", as a front row bootleg. Their melodramatic prog metal is on perfect display. #metal #progmetal www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAY4...

oh, fun, apparently my COBRA from when I was laid off was pre-pay, meaning when I canceled it I didn't have to pay for that month, though it didn't say that anywhere so I sent a check anyway and they reinstated my account :P

Something that drives me up the wall about Redfin and Zillow and realtor dot com and stuff is that they don’t let you filter on housing STYLE and FEATURES. Like i want to see split level or two floor (cape cod, colonial); basement; fenced yard. I don’t want to see ranches.

Food I like to eat and not cook: hash browns. I feel like they aren’t to be made in a home kitchen.

I have a white noise machine and it’s really quite nice because it’s actually brown noise. However, my brain continually hears repeating patterns in it, which seem to change day by day.

it's not nice to critique people's appearance however that renaissance periodization guy's body proportions are kind of wrong somehow. like they're just a little bit off. I think his hands seem small? he also has that "too much hgh" look, unsure if that's a real reason or he just looks that way

Commute Painted portrait for @saxonram.bsky.social !

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Gas mask dog💪

signs

there's something fishy about DIY culture. my options are: 1. I need to do something once, so I can watch a few youtube videos, and hope for the best. 2. I can have someone whose entire career is doing the one thing I need to do, accomplish it correctly for me based on experience and trade skill.

Oh no, it’s my dad.

Yes🖤🐕