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halcyonmartian.bsky.social
they’re taking away tiktok so now i’m here i guess??
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this is motherhood idc what you say

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Join us in solidarity—fly your American flag upside down, the traditional signal of distress and extreme emergency.

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yeah i get that cats are descended from lions and everything but mine just fell asleep watching a bird feeder livestream on youtube so the relationship gotta be distant as hell

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The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.” If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

me after my accountant told me i don’t have to pay into the IRS this year: 🤩🥳😋😍😁 me after remembering that no matter what i paid in taxes, i still paid more than the average billionaire does: 🤯😡🤬😠😑

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i’ll continue to call it the gulf of mexico because “gulf of xenophobic power play” is just a little too wordy

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Sharing this little piece from two years ago because this feels like a fun space to do it in #embroidery #artist

submitted 34 days ago • 27 comments

Been workin on an embroidery kit

submitted 34 days ago • 34 comments

Heron

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i have to leave my kitten overnight at the vet for surgery tonight and i want you to know that i already feel like a parent getting ready to drop her kid off at daycare for the first time

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

since instagram and i are taking a break from each other (fuck you, zuckerberg), i’ve decided to report my 2025 revolutionary reading studies here. let’s do a rundown on the books completed so far…

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

relaying current events to my mom over text has become a new favorite hobby of mine

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WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!

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Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

submitted 41 days ago • 1139 comments

whelp, this just made me decide to cancel one of my streaming services and redirect those funds toward my favorite magazine that publishes work from independent journalists, so thanks for that NYT!!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

hopped in the shower after watching a recap of the inauguration (because who WOULDN’T feel dirty after that) and a wad of hair the size of a well-fed NYC sewer rat fell out of my head. at this rate, i’m gonna be bald by midterms.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Today's the day for you to get any last-minute democracy in.

submitted 42 days ago • 53 comments

“0/10, worst birthday ever” ~MLK today probably

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sooo how do i tell the bluesky algorithm that i literally don’t care at all about sports

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

things i would have banned before tiktok: - assault weapons - cybertrucks - coleslaw

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

whelp. now you bitches aren’t gonna be able to get rid of me. sorry about that lol

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a coworker asked how my weekend was and i accidentally blurted out “i don’t remember, that was so long ago” anywayyy how’s your monday morning going?

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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does

submitted 52 days ago • 647 comments

Donald Trump is officially a convicted felon. That's the post.

submitted 51 days ago • 181 comments

currently hiding from the instacart driver delivering my grocery order to the house i pay a mortgage on and tbh i blame this behavior on my mom always telling me not to answer the door when i was home alone as a kid

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I forgot that Supreme Court arguments are all metaphors about not the case we are actually talking about but an imaginary case that could happen to a hypothetical person that the Supreme Court likes.

submitted 51 days ago • 4 comments

Sign up for your library card today. That’s the skeet.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

this country is so unserious, like what in the club penguin are y’all doing over there

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

no because imagine showing up to overthrow the government in the same way you showed up to school when you missed the bus as a kid. EMBARRASSING.

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