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By the power of Atlanta! #wwe #EliminationChamber #wweChamber

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Me still thinking bout that tree #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

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Dwayne Johnson got hopped up on Thetans and became The Final Boss: a combination of Mr. McMahon and Hollywood Hogan who is also Heihachi Mishima from Tekken. #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

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Rock here to talk forbidden donuts. #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

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WWE avoiding Drake like they avoided David Arquette holding a “FORNER WCW CHAMP" sign during the Invasion. #wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber

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Are we not ending on the men's Chamber because The Rock needs his Thetans clear for Xenu? #wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber #scientology

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Everytime that I hear KO's theme, I expect to hear the plink! in this Helmet song between riffs. #wweChamber #EliminationChamber #wwe youtu.be/YhTffL5-9d4?...

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The Rock is a secret Scientologist. I have no proof and I will take no questions. #wwe #EliminationChamber

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I wouldn't be mad at a three way with Iyo, but Rhea and Bianca one on one at WM has been the dream since before Rhea had short blonde hair. #EliminationChamber #wwe

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Bai Ling has been eliminated. #EliminationChamber #wwe

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They should call it Torontario. #EliminationChamber #wwe

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Will this be the week that GUNTHER finally says "yeet?" #wwe #wweraw

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Jey Uso is the perfect Wrestlemania opponent for Gunther. It will be a classic underdog story, and Gunther will make the crowd believe that Jey can make happen. And then Gunther will beat him. #wwe #royalrumble

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Match sponsored by the new Ke Huy Quan movie because Gargano was a Goonie and Alex Shelley is a multiversal being. #wwe #smackdown #wweSmackdown

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Michin is wild for naming a move the Long Back Attack, but that needs to be a finisher. It's just bone on bone contact. #wwe #smackdown #wweSmackdown

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LA Knight thinks he's funny because the waitress laughs at his jokes. #wwe #wweSmackdown #smackdown

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Tonight's show has me thinking about Rey / Penta and Rollins / Roman. #wweraw

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Merrick Garland is running the special investigation into who attacked Jade Cargill. #wweraw

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I appreciate how Atlanta wrote its name on the side of the arena. Chattahoochie would never. #wweraw #wwe #atliens #polarbeartoenail

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Showing the hard cam side is such a pro wrestling flex. #wweraw

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Xavier Woods is absolutely going to do a Waiting For Guffman tonight. #wweraw

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Logan Paul has new entrance music. I didn't know that douches made a sound. That's actually very frightening. #wweraw

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Lilly & Garcia, but Garcia not here. As usual. #snme

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Could whoever has the controller for Jacob Fatu please hit a different button? Your X will wear out. #snme

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CALL HIM A BUS FACE KEVIN #snme

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Shawn Michaels didn't stretch for ten minutes to do his signature pose JUST TO HEAR YOU TALK #snme

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Watching women in the crowd react to Rhea Ripley is one of my favorite things in wrestling right now. #wwe #wwesnme #snme

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Sonya Deville is a tremendous fan of the legendary Lou Thesz. She's a proud Lou Thesz-bian. #wwe #wweraw

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Nia Jax's favorite 90's band is Hole. #wwe #wweraw

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Sami is in an even smaller group: guys who wanted to be wrestlers, became wrestlers, got into WWE, broke into the upper echelon of WWE, and who are also ginger. It's just him a Sheamus. #wwe #wweraw

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Town in Greece? CRETE Make it not cold? HEAT What does Derrik Jeter do? JETE #wwe #wweraw #uceswithpapooses

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Jey Uso's fire mode promo style is great. When his voice starts to crack like Mick Foley or Kendrick, he's cookin. #wwe #wweraw

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Valor Eats Corn From The Inside Out. It's a sight to behold! #wweraw #wwe

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Sami wins with a blue thunder bomb. Simon Miller in shambles. #wweraw #goldenup

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By the power of Atlanta! #wwe #EliminationChamber #wweChamber

Me still thinking bout that tree #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

Dwayne Johnson got hopped up on Thetans and became The Final Boss: a combination of Mr. McMahon and Hollywood Hogan who is also Heihachi Mishima from Tekken. #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

Rock here to talk forbidden donuts. #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber

WWE avoiding Drake like they avoided David Arquette holding a “FORNER WCW CHAMP" sign during the Invasion. #wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber

Are we not ending on the men's Chamber because The Rock needs his Thetans clear for Xenu? #wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber #scientology

Everytime that I hear KO's theme, I expect to hear the plink! in this Helmet song between riffs. #wweChamber #EliminationChamber #wwe youtu.be/YhTffL5-9d4?...

The Rock is a secret Scientologist. I have no proof and I will take no questions. #wwe #EliminationChamber

I wouldn't be mad at a three way with Iyo, but Rhea and Bianca one on one at WM has been the dream since before Rhea had short blonde hair. #EliminationChamber #wwe

Bai Ling has been eliminated. #EliminationChamber #wwe

They should call it Torontario. #EliminationChamber #wwe

Will this be the week that GUNTHER finally says "yeet?" #wwe #wweraw

Jey Uso is the perfect Wrestlemania opponent for Gunther. It will be a classic underdog story, and Gunther will make the crowd believe that Jey can make happen. And then Gunther will beat him. #wwe #royalrumble

Match sponsored by the new Ke Huy Quan movie because Gargano was a Goonie and Alex Shelley is a multiversal being. #wwe #smackdown #wweSmackdown

Michin is wild for naming a move the Long Back Attack, but that needs to be a finisher. It's just bone on bone contact. #wwe #smackdown #wweSmackdown

LA Knight thinks he's funny because the waitress laughs at his jokes. #wwe #wweSmackdown #smackdown

Tonight's show has me thinking about Rey / Penta and Rollins / Roman. #wweraw

Merrick Garland is running the special investigation into who attacked Jade Cargill. #wweraw

I appreciate how Atlanta wrote its name on the side of the arena. Chattahoochie would never. #wweraw #wwe #atliens #polarbeartoenail

Showing the hard cam side is such a pro wrestling flex. #wweraw

Xavier Woods is absolutely going to do a Waiting For Guffman tonight. #wweraw

Logan Paul has new entrance music. I didn't know that douches made a sound. That's actually very frightening. #wweraw

Lilly & Garcia, but Garcia not here. As usual. #snme

Could whoever has the controller for Jacob Fatu please hit a different button? Your X will wear out. #snme

CALL HIM A BUS FACE KEVIN #snme

Shawn Michaels didn't stretch for ten minutes to do his signature pose JUST TO HEAR YOU TALK #snme

Watching women in the crowd react to Rhea Ripley is one of my favorite things in wrestling right now. #wwe #wwesnme #snme

Sonya Deville is a tremendous fan of the legendary Lou Thesz. She's a proud Lou Thesz-bian. #wwe #wweraw

Nia Jax's favorite 90's band is Hole. #wwe #wweraw

Sami is in an even smaller group: guys who wanted to be wrestlers, became wrestlers, got into WWE, broke into the upper echelon of WWE, and who are also ginger. It's just him a Sheamus. #wwe #wweraw

Town in Greece? CRETE Make it not cold? HEAT What does Derrik Jeter do? JETE #wwe #wweraw #uceswithpapooses

Jey Uso's fire mode promo style is great. When his voice starts to crack like Mick Foley or Kendrick, he's cookin. #wwe #wweraw

Valor Eats Corn From The Inside Out. It's a sight to behold! #wweraw #wwe

Sami wins with a blue thunder bomb. Simon Miller in shambles. #wweraw #goldenup

Spikes on shoes? CLEAT Desk not messy? NEAT Tasty snack for a special occasion? TREAT Fabric folds on the waist of pants? PLEAT #wwe #wweraw #yeet

I want to hear Gunther say "yeet." #wweraw

Futurama was canceled five times and now Fry's an M&M.