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My 2025 goal is to be able to do 10 pushups. Full ones, military style, not on my knees. I have T-Rex upper body strength and it’s so hard for me to do them. After attempting and failing for three weeks in a row I finally did one (ONE!) push-up.

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The air in Charlotte smells like snow

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Low-stakes thought of the day: this morning the girl who trains w/ my trainer before me told me inspired her to start lifting with the heavy barbells bc “it looks so powerful! And makes me feel powerful too!” And that made my day 🙂 now I’m gonna tell someone else that they inspire me. Pass it on.

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Sinead was right #snl50

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Antidepressants saved my life. They make it possible for the chemicals in my brain to stop trying to convince me that my life is worthless. Same as how a pill lowers blood pressure or balances blood sugar.

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The wheels on the bus are falling off, Falling off, Falling off The wheels on the bus are falling off, All through the gestures all around

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People who are telling you that there's a lot of fraud in Medicaid are lying to you in order to try to convince you to support taking healthcare away from children on dialysis. Because the only way to convince enough normal people to harm disabled children is by lying.

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mentally I’m here

submitted 20 days ago • 14 comments

Low-stakes thought of the day: I can’t remember the last time I had a proper ice cream sundae. With ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, nuts, and a cherry. Probably not since I was a little kid. I should fix that.

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I think KC still has a chance

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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 21 days ago • 229 comments

Man the Eagles are just dog-walking KC. This isn’t even over.

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Truly amazing to watch Kendrick perform They Not Like Us at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and self-censor some of the words only to have the ENTIRE STADIUM sing them for him lol Bad day to be Drake

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Is the crowd booing Buttiker? Lol

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I don’t typically watch football for personal reasons but I have the game on tonight and hahaha holy shit what

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Serious question, did the chiefs forget how to play football

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Drake has got to be pooping his pants right now

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saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

submitted 22 days ago • 30 comments

Uh I don’t think that song means what they think it means

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Me watching this Brad Pitt thing: “I swear to god if he shows 9/11–“ 9/11 immediately referenced “For fucks sake”

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Bees in the trap, Bees in the trap, I’m in the trap I’m allergic to bees

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Harris Teeter has Smithfield bacon ($8.99 per one lb. package, all varieties) on sale buy 2 get 3 free. That’s an insane deal. Had to tell yall about it if you want free bacon. Anyway I now have 10 packages of bacon in my freezer.

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Low-stakes thought of the day: rewatching the 1998 film “Ronin” and realized this is likely what inspired Air Buds. Watch it, I’m not kidding.

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I don't really want to do the work today, I don't really want to do the work today, I don't really wanna do the work today I don't wanna do the work today

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Huh. Turns out an armed populace doesn’t do anything about tyranny at all. Whoopsie.

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

Waffle House charging fifty cents per egg in their restaurant should be considered the same kind of “oh shit” index we use their storm closures for. The groceries aren’t gonna get cheaper at ALL.

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I’m going to start calling them “crab toes” and you can’t stop me

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Low-stakes thought the day: Silk’s 1992 hit “Freak Me” is about consent and I, for one, find that sweet.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

De-Nazify shit.

submitted 31 days ago • 410 comments

Why are they not arresting Musk?

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Low-stakes thought of the day, and I hope this one makes y’all chuckle. When I spent a summer in Italy I’d frequent flea markets and street fairs. A common product available at these markets was knock-off designer goods. You had the usual suspects: the “Prado” bags, the “Dulce & Garbanzo” clothes.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

The asteroid chose us last year and we're only finding out now?

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people

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And tonight in local news we are- hang on… I’m being told… Chuck E Cheese still exists? (taps and listens to my ear bud with messages from the control room) And they’re… SUCCESSFUL? Like, full blown phoenix from the ashes success? Well I’ll be.

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Nothing will stop him (pours giant martini) It won’t get better (buys expensive sweater) I had hope that some formal and meaningful thing will rein this in but it won’t. (chomps wheel of cheese) Nothing’s coming to save us. (Grabs you and kisses you deeply) We are what’s left to preserve.

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A trophy wife? More like atrophy wife amirite (time for a nap!)

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