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halfsharkalligator.bsky.social
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Overjoyed by the thought of Sam Altman having a bad day. #ai

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

The #telepathytapes are both world changing and one of the easiest ways to make a grown man cry.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Googles: “my nervous system is shot.” Looks over recommendations to improve cutting down on caffeine, exercising, meditation: “I don’t see any of that happening.”

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

#uap #drone #nj #ufo

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

The tides are changing, we are on the fin-edge of a deep reckoning.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It’s heartening to see the people remember the divide isn’t red vs. blue—it’s the ruling class vs. everyone else.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

“What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.” — Thomas Jefferson, 1787

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Sharks have a built-in supply of toothpaste: Shark teeth contain fluorinated calcium phosphate, which is also a main ingredient in toothpaste. Will RFK remove the fluoride from their mouths? Only time will tell. The shark community is concerned.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Are the #aliens coming tomorrow hiring? For what areas of expertise? Compensation plan info? Healthcare plans? Can someone please share?! #layoffs #healthcare

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

“If you’re ever feeling enlightened go home for thanksgiving,” -Ramm Dass

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I swear Drake wakes up everyday and says, “what new wack shit that will make my career worse can I do today.”

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Sharks have a sixth sense that helps them navigate the ocean and find prey or a mate. They can pick up nanoscopic electromagnetic currents.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Shit I thought this was a Bluey fan website

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

What do you call the tissue between a shark's teeth? A: The slow swimmer

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

@anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social shark party

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Why did the shark refuse to play cards? Because he was sitting next to a cheetah!

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