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haljak.bsky.social
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My goal on social media is not to get the most followers possible. It is to put on the best talent show this town's ever seen and save the youth center

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Your grandmother was Welsh and she had three tits. “Williams the Breasts” they called her in the village. She eventually died on a trip to Europe with Larry the Arseholes.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

manifesting this

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

You have been attacked by BABIES with RABIES

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

You could skeet "I'm making a lasagne" and someone will repost it.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently his grandfather had a bad case of Oaty Scrotum

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Is it wrong to be horny for one of the cards in the solitaire game on my ipad?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Werner Herzog should do a film based on the bitcoin skip man. Just two hours of him ploughing through rubbish; bare hands; screaming and gibbering. No speech. Like ‘Elephant’ by Alan Clarke. ‘A gruelling experience’ etc.

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I wish I was special. You’re so fucking special. But I’m a sheep. I’m Merino.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

It’s POOPOO TIME

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

So …. all these people are made of tasty MEAT?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if you had a toilet made of ham.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I hear your mom ran off to join the Penis Detectives.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I got mixed up between Fuerteventura and Jesse Ventura once. Worst holiday of my life.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Arse of Darkness

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Alan Turing gotta be one of the DUMBEST motherfuckers of all time COMPUTER: 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 - 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 - 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐. ALAN TURING: Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. A person is in side of there.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Expedia can fuck off with the ‘how was your checkin’ bullshit

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments