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halleschultz.bsky.social
I'm a petsitter & it's the best job. I take photos of cool animals. I climb tall things just to see what's at the top. I'm more afraid of other people than the alligator in my backyard, so I guess that makes me a Floridian.
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I told the salonist I wanted it short and they took me very seriously 😭

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The most perfect creature has been discovered.

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“What a year January 2025 was.”

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I jacked my shoulder while bowling of all damn things. First time at the gym this week 😭

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I wake up every morning to new horrors in America, but at least I'm still cute.

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Socializing a 4-week-old parakeet. #finsfursfeathers #exoticpets

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Me ans the cutest lil Chinese Dwarf hamster named Mooshu. #exoticpets

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Shout-out to @vico-ortiz.bsky.social for their incredibly chill book club meeting. It's the first of many and I can't recommend it enough to anyone looking for something special to add to their monthly routine. #pleasureactivism #bookclub

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Behold the sleeping nuggets.

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Day Two: we are soul bonded now. His name is Marvin and I wish he were mine.

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No better feeling than earning the trust of a dog.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Operation: #SaveTheStreet anyone?

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So diabolical it's almost funny.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

What kind of monster cancels Sesame Street Oh literally the exact same monster who canceled #OFMD

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#OFMD panel at Galaxy Con Columbus featuring @vico-ortiz.bsky.social @therealcononeill.bsky.social @kristiannairn.bsky.social and Nathan Foad 🫶 #GCCCrew #OurFlagMeansDeath Pictures by me🥰

submitted 86 days ago • 5 comments

But what if Izzy had survived and left with the crew full of a new confidence and love for himself and his family and he also made friends with the ship's new cat? Mh? It was honestly a joy to work on this commish for @suvroc.bsky.social :') Special guest: my catto Gilda #OFMDfanart #izzyhands

submitted 84 days ago • 17 comments

Bestest pups. Totally didn't run me into a ditch chasing a squirrel.

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join the CalypsoCon mailing list! >> bit.ly/thepiratelist

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

GUITAR! #OurFlagMeansDeath

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

this is made by netflix... surely it would be interesting if we swarmed the view count and the likes and the comments with love for rhys darby and how good he is and how he shined specially on a certain show that needs picking up

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Pretty sure this little guy is a supervillain in the making...

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Merry Christmas! And a big thank you to @vico-ortiz.bsky.social @therealcononeill.bsky.social @kristiannairn.bsky.social & Nathan Foad for being so generous with their time & giving me, as well as and so many other #ofmd fans, such a wonderful experience.

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