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halloumi.bsky.social
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Thinking I don't have an emotional-support dead person *monkeys paw flips me off* David Lynch no 🥺

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

watching Nosferatu, not having realized before it’s actually Dracula, getting so hyped for the cowboy no cowboy 🥺 still incredible though

Inside of you there are 2 fast, 2 furious

incredibly happy fools like this won't be clogging the streets any more

before going for a run MAKE SURE YOU - drink water - pee a little - was that enough or will you have to go during the run? - pee some more - well now I’m thirsty - start laundry - uhoh might have a drop left in me - thirsty again - long eye contact with dog - explain you will return soon - pee

"it's my resolution" mainstream, trend following, classically doomed "i'm not that cheese any more" mysterious, alluring, you run a lightly-themed cheese bsky account

new year new cheese

Eric Adams powering up the armored core to take on the rats

realizing all of the Bluesky bots are actually low fidelity @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

let’s talk about Renfield here - guy spent months cultivating bugs to feed spiders to feed mice, to pyramid scheme up some lifeforce he could feed on because a creepy old dude told him it would work he would go wild immediately

at the end of the night, surviving family function after function, with my little friend

Hmm seems like no angel

Juror #2 was bad

Me, blasting every group chat the minute I visit family

Forgetting my contacts for the holidays, having to wear glasses and take on an actual physical symbol of who I was when I was younger, is just bad writing

I know it's been said, but damn, #wicked is so well executed, phenomenal. Why am I sobbing. Probably seeing it again?

Let me fight Iguazu in Elden Ring you cowards #eldenring #nightreign

Sick at home: lost in Stardew Valley and 10 hours deep into video essays I’ve seen three+ times before #evermorepark

maybe album this week by kendrick maybe manifesto this week by luigi? we eatin

Oopsie daisy! She Wrote