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halloweenrose.bsky.social
Creative type, enjoy books, video games, movies, learning new recipes but not the kinds that involve things like artichokes or avocado, into mysterious stuff, environmentalism, and family.
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What if every1's neutral was hex ffffff white from crown to toe, and you had to use a special little real-life color wand to add colors to yourself everyday. Do you think alpha males would be walking around looking like unfinished coloring books, or would there be acceptable colors? I'd be fab. 💅

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

All are welcome!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Petition for games to introduce a level from the menu that allows you to re-acclimate yourself to the controls before you load your save. Look, I haven't played in 11 months. If I load my last save, I'm going to shoot someone trying to get on my horse. Yes, this is about RDR2.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Please... don't leave me alone with her. She buys all my toothpaste and keeps coming back for more. #supermarketsimulator #playstation

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone talks about Keanu Reeves or Idris Elba in Cyberpunk, but they snuck Scrubs era Zach Braff in there ND nobody noticed.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I operate like an Agatha Christie detective. Unfortunately, it's like an AG detective in one of the many hidden object games based on her books. Sure, I'll solve the problem, but I need to find like 12 butterflies and some random staplers and umbrellas first. #adhdpoirot

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I got a shoutout on Bonanas for Bonanza, and I've been riding that high ever since. It's the little things... and the huge things. Because that was huge. #Bonanaspod

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I have a fully complete mournwatcher skill tree and I don't get my own Manfred. People can tilt at windmills at whatever other problems they have with Veilguard; that and the decrease in player to companion socializing are my only beefs. I want a goofy lil bone friend. #dragonage #veilguard #manfred

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

There should be a word that describes the feeling of staying awake when you're tired af because you know going to sleep makes tomorrow happen, and that's where work is hiding. Dreadnod or something like that.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Is EVERYTHING a remake or sequel to something from 20+ years ago? I assure you, society can handle new ideas... actually... ya know what you're probably right.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

People are mad about the inclusion of Sidney's daughter in the upcoming Scream sequel but I would like to remind them about the existence of Scream 7. Obilly-Wan Kenobi ass plot line.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing means anything in this timeline. Trump is president. A youtuber beat Tyson. People think a woman spitting on your penis is indicative of a good bj. Embrace nihilism, we're all in the uber clown car at this point.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

*sighs while shaking head in regret* This is the part of the job I hate. There's just no easy way to do this... *clocks in*

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

There should be a simple word or phrase that describes when a neighbor is cooking horrifying soup and you can smell it through the walls. Something as evocative as hotboxing, clambake, and dutch oven.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I think the next 80s song that should get a slow smoky voiced remake for horror is Don't Stop Believin'. Actually read the lyrics of that song and imagine them sung in a haunting fashion over some kinda spooky Lynchian scene.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

If Home Safety Hotline was a real job, I wld abso apply. Even if it means going thru strange ceremony when I get employee of the month idgaf. Yk wht u usually get? Work on holidays, OT, & maybe a candy cane for Xmas. I'll take the dirt tyvm. Mrs Crandel, u got hobbs & I got employer appreciation.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

It's so hard living in smalltown Kentucky. Least of all, because any time I want to get a haircut, I leave looking like someone who brings pasta salad to the potluck. #iykyk

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone else noticed the insane lack of spooky memes throughout the socials? It's sad. I already go into the store and Santa's big red ass has taken over the Halloween aisle before the most sacred day, at least on the 1s and 0s I should see spooky. The shock. Mfw.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

You may be old, but are you THIS old. Yes. Yes I am.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Video post text: you've been doing this wrong your whole life Poster: *puts live possum in a taco shell and attempts to eat with a spoon while looking smug*

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment