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hallowteq.bsky.social
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real as fuck #methismorning #late2work

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kitten needs a beer

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note to self do NOT try to take the magnitude of a vector with the dot product lest you experience the dynamicist’s curse (death by 1 billion hours of matlab troubleshooting)

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bai cai’s sad pathetic wet eyes give me gender envy

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penis sucking good #kfc

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#maybe2beefempenadasifyouresharingwiththehomie

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#largeplantainsvegetablesbakeporkstewporksauce

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#dmangulunchandmoanlikeagirlfriday

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NORMAL, WHITE, baby named hamburger

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nonbinary wasian child named cilantro

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nonbinary wasian baby named scallion

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scourge of the past better

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

mark rober explaining a matsci topic poorly in my instagram reels might be my thirteenth reason

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when it comes to webpages mcmaster carr is the gorgeous smart girlfriend and matweb is her stupid dumb boyfriend that takes 8 minutes to load

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DIJON FEATURE ON TRACK 7 HOLY SHITTTTT

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NEW BON IVER ALBUM LIFE IS GOOD AND WE WERE RIGHT

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i’ve never heard a man moan as genuinely as the one this dude just let out at this beginning of you got it

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

why go to nsfwtwt for boy moaning audios when you can just listen to mkgee bootlegs with way too much crowd noise

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone know how i can get in contact with the “i love kombucha that tastes like nonbinary squirt” guy? i want to forcefeed him a strawberry lemonade natty light to get his thoughts on it

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

didn’t get to bed until 12:30 last night… i wasn’t partying after the “super bowl” … i was up bemoaning how unfair it is that the responsibility of preventing pregnancies / obtaining birth control is placed only on people with uteruses. btw im 6’2”, lean, hung, and single

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THEY LET HIM SAY HEY DRAKE I HEARD YOU LIKE EM YOUNG ?????

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

chat do we think playing professional football is more difficult than pretending you’re attracted to taylor swift

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travis kelce look old and tired 😭

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i love you rob moose

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why did god make ezra miller lowkey fine

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who wants to eat 1lb salted licorice with me

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

stop stealing my swag girl

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tight turtleneck and no bra is lowkey gender

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sex-related fruit bartering needs to be OUT for 2025

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blaming my shitty lab report on DEI

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who wants to do this with me

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

aren’t u in Ehouse??

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

do you think anyone has ever had sex on the couchbot

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next gen of pokemon will have a wendy’s tie-in called 4for4eon. to get it you have to evolve an eevee with a baconator

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

never give no white boy unchecked cereal privileges

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

@j0llity.bsky.social this WILL happen to you

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

i’m under ur christmas tree rn , eating ur presents

submitted 69 days ago • 117 comments

you gotta try this latte at some point - i promise you’ll understand my plight

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

eating this iced latte out cunnilingus style

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

cage match in that big ass elevator in gannett tm. bring eyeliner

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

this feels degrading

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everybody want a manic pixie dream they until the ADHD is so bad that they can’t sit through an episode of arcane

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

the hot new skincare product is straight acetone. a little birdie named my boss told me so

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

embracing my divine feminine by finally getting on pinterest

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