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submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I think from now on, each time the media brings up a bigoted politician who has been found to once cross dress, they should only ever use THAT photo. *ahem… jd Vance, ahem *

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

ATTENTION: @australianlabor.bsky.social I am led to believe Labor's party room has seen some graffiti that upset everyone. Why not just do what the party room already does so well. #auspol #StopIsrael #FreePalestine

submitted 87 days ago • 105 comments

There should be a lemon law on streaming apps. If I stop watching within 10 minutes, I don’t want to see it on my continue watching list for the next 8 years. Ahem, @disneypluscanada.bsky.social

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

The meme I didn't know I needed

submitted 101 days ago • 1002 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 839 comments

Here’s the thing, I stand unequivocally with Palestine. I also very much stand against antisemitism on this side of the world. Two things can be true at once.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Wild that residential schools didn’t end in Canada until I was in middle school, and yet my parents didn’t know they existed in their lifetime.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Harry and Marv getting a facelift together: “crows feet up!” *clink* (surgeons clinking the scalpels)

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I love Marv’s enthusiasm for branding.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else thinking of getting a tetanus shot while watching home alone? Just me?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

My body’s literally breaking into hives watching Kevin McCallister walk into a church alone. Like no kid, run in the opposite direction!!

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin mccallister to a stranger: hell na, I can’t give you my address Kevin mccallister to a stranger dressed as Santa clause: 671 Lincoln blvd, and here’s all the people that live with me…

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

John Candy in Home Alone trying to get recognized is every influencer with 30k+ followers

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

The most believable thing about home alone is the police downplaying and dismissing a woman’s pleas for help.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I’m about 17x happier… *recalculating* yup, 17 and a half times happier, more alive, energetic, motivated, did I mention happier? When I’m not working! I’m an entirely different person. Like a summer day and winter night.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I get down on myself for sticking with high rise leggings and a side part far beyond socially acceptable, I think about how Britney Spears single handedly kept the low rise industry afloat for the past 20 years. It always comes back around. ✌🏼🫶🏼

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments