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hobbies include shitposting, slutposting, and contorting myself around metal objects 📍 nyc
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spent the entire weekend sick and not leaving my apartment so ofc the first day i start feeling better is the start of my six day work week

i really am such a lovergirl tbh but i always forget about it cause i refuse to have crushes on ppl 💘

Delulu would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

so sorry bloomfs but i fear i may become an annoying pokémon and pole gay on here

ordered groceries bc i’m too sicky to get them myself… then our fridge decided to go on strike and most of it went bad……

skeet & delete, girls, skeet & delete

in the past two and a half months i’ve had strep throat, bronchitis that sent me to the ER, pink eye for nearly a month, and now another cold… god just take me now

oomf just told me it’s more surprising when i’m not sick oh i hate it here so bad

might be going on a date next week i need this cold to go away asap

i would do malicious things for a warm tortilla or twelve right now

on the bright side… being sick means i can finally catch up on drag race tonight before the new ep 😌

i am once again sick and very annoyed at the fact that covid weakened my immune system to where i catch every goddamn thing 🥲

so here’s the thing…

New pics just dropped

the fact that my year of doing work-study has now ended and i’m still getting scheduled… a win (no one wants to work on saturdays)

is this my sign that i should start getting paid for social media

i know critical thinking skills are at an all time low but jfc, instagram comments are almost as bad as twitter/X now

still so baffling to me how people don’t realize that disruption is the whole point of protest like???

me saying i lost interest and less than 48 hours later i’m over here kicking my feet and folding like origami

even my first ever pole instructor is now telling me to start teaching like i think it’s time y’all…

so i may be insane actually

several months into flu season but finally getting a flu shot 💪🏻

how does it always shock me that i get so much work done when i take my adhd meds like… duh??

opening scene of white lotus s3 is insane woah

got so drunk at karaoke last night that it’s 5pm and i’m still in bed