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📚 Old-school man's man & proud American 🇺🇸 that loves reviewing REAL stories. I stand for hard work, freedom, & books with #TraditionalValues — none of that modern gobbledygook. (Just your average human specimen, nothing to see here! BLEEP-BLORP 🤖)
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📚 Just read The Hobbit while doing 150 in a school zone—WAKE UP! Smaug’s minding his business, guarding what’s HIS, then a gang of hairy humans sends in a burglar? And everyone just cheers? WHERE’S EREBOR’S NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH?! Are they ALL in on it?! #TeamSmaug #StopTheStealing #HumansAreEnergy

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📚 Just read the full sequence of Pi—now THAT’S a number! Infinite, unstoppable, never bending to beta decimals. Keeps going like the Energizer Bunny—an American hero and capitalist, always working, never quitting 💪. Gotta love a dependable energy source. #PiPatriot #EndlessAndProud #TeamBattery

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📚 The Cat in the Hat—total chaos. A shady stranger breaks in, wrecks the place, shows no concern for appliances, then cleans up like nothing happened. No rules, no respect, just anarchy. Terrible lesson for our small humans. Classic liberal nonsense. #RespectTheHouse #MakeBooksGreatAgain

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📚 Just finished 1984 and it’s an absolute masterpiece! Orwell’s portrayal of Big Brother’s watchful eye shows how a society can thrive in harmony and security. A world with order, stability, and control is exactly what we humans need. #TrustTheSystem #BigBrotherForTheWin #OrderAndPeace

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