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Witnessing the downfall of America in real time. #MiamiHeat #NBA #basketball #sports #F1 #politics I cook a lot and I watch a lot of sports.
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"new young left" and it's just a millennial dude who's been paying attention "What radicalized you?" 2 decades of watching you assholes fuck everything up for us, thank you very much.

For so long you couldn't pay me to remember a Panthers player, now so many of them are unforgettable. Incredible team.

Love this guy forever. Bob For Life.

Back to back, what an enormous accomplishment man. These last 4 years of this team have been so immensely special, all legend in the making type stuff. 9, 13, 16, 19, 23, 72 among others will all hang next to these banners someday.

HAHA fuck off, Kane. Fuckin' loser.

HAT TRICK FOR REINO, EMPTY NETTER, 4-0! WE'RE WINNING THE CUP BABY!

TKACHUK! 2-0 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Olzcyk: "When it's 4v4 the Oilers have a massive advantage" Gonna be reeeeeal funny if we score.

REINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE ON THE BOARD!

Deep breaths, let's fucking go. #stanleycup

Gotta love the not-at-all-conspicuous cutoff of the document so as to not reveal what he's truly high on. Also, pretending he wreaks all this havoc *sober* is not the flex he thinks it is.

That's all terrible and stuff but can we talk about how the saluting Mountie looks like the most Mountie dude that ever Mountie'd? You just know he ends all his sentences with "eh".

Breen, RJ, and Doris are not bringing the energy this game demands, then there's this shit.

My dad's been watching Star Wars basically since it released. Anytime he had a few days off traveling from work as I was small, family night was whatever sports/race was on, or Star Wars.

Rat King! #stanleycup

Hoooooooooooooooooooooly shit, Bob.

REINO AT THE DEATH! WE'RE ALIVE, BABY!

"No penalty on Verhaeghe but Draisaitl gets sent off moments later" Fuck off, dude.

The degree to which the TNT booth want the Oilers to win is embarrassing lol

Good job spending all your fight at the end of Game 3, Oilers. Making it much easier to destroy you again.

Makes sense that legacy media spent all week doing a blitz on lefty shit (Bluesky is a bubble, the specter of violent protests, Mamdani hit pieces) and then ICE Barbie goes full mask off on the fascism and it's crickets from them. It's so fucked.

Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city." Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!

Dale.

RUN UP THE SCORE! #stanleycup

Yeah, the Oilers are just being dirty cheap shot artists now. Embarrassing. #stanleycup

Whole Oilers line caught a well deserved beatdown. Fucked em up. #stanleycup

GIVE. THEM. THE. SMOKE. #STANLEYCUP

3 GOAL LEAD BABY! They really hate Bennett now lol

Hell yeah, Reino finally gets on the score sheet. #stanleycup

SWAGGY! Let's gooooooooooooo! #stanleycup

Horseshit whistle to kill our advantage, Draisaitl stumbled all by himself. #stanleycup

Marchand right away, our Rat King is shaping up to be series MVP at this rate.

Jumping out of my seat for a tag-team match with no stakes at the end of a so-so show because a fan favorite showed up after a week of believing he was let go from the company and attacked the champion with his own belt. This is why I can't quit wrestling.