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I always get "Judeo-Christian" mixed up with "Greco-Roman" and assume they're on about that weird Ivy League wrestling

No exaggeration!

Rose Royce. Full of eastern promise, apparently. #totp

Darts look like an AI creation. God alone knows what the input prompt was. #totp

Ringing the school bell too vigorously. The matter was even elevated to the headmaster. Mumbles Junior Mixed School was like that.

I see that Sarah Brightman’s follow-up to I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper has got a fairly bleak, Rogue Traders vibe to it.

The decision to aim the axe at modern languages is depressing, yet unsurprising. Just 242 people - adults and 16-18 combined - sat A-level French in Wales last year. My class in sixth form would now account for 5% of the total learners in the whole nation.

'Welby’s iron tendency emerged at various intervals, from his days as an oil man in post-colonial Africa to his reluctance to meet with Smyth’s victims and refusal to bless same-sex civil marriages. To understand this streak, you have to understand Welby’s life, past trauma and inherited privilege'.

"If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery."

Here’s the deal. Elon Musk now has to go to Berlin and hang out with Iggy Pop and record Low and Heroes, or we simply have to assume it was actually a Nazi salute.

It's a wonderful book, and I wish I still had a hard copy for my daughter.

If you hired some media kids to make you a spoof 1970s maths programme, and they came back with Make It Count, you'd take them to one side and give them a sharp lesson in the subtle art of parody. But there it is, Fred's tank top, maths afro, stripped pine and all. open.substack.com/pub/historyo...

Hoping they don't ban sausage skins. That would be the wurst case scenario. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Always a chuckle at seeing a "Pat Fisher" in the #totp credits, as that was the name of a dinner lady at junior school we nicknamed "The Ayatollah".

Beginning of the imperial phase for those Bee Gees. #totp

"I'm Emperor Rosko, so I just sign Rosko..." #totp

Kevin Godley's Kevin Godley sweater is a magnificent touch. #totp

They actually did install these at the Daily Telegraph almost 10 years ago.

"Four And Twenty Virgins Ltd"

I've just read that the Troy Club has shut down, which makes me very sad indeed. Hanway Street really is on last orders.

Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024

This German meme was just brought to my attention and I feel obligated to reshare it here Frohe Weihnachten

Santa came up trumps with the festive reading. Merry Christmas, one and all!

Escape to the shag carpeted, analog world of Golden Sands with Programme 4 and Easy AM 66, now broadcasting from Programme4.tv (and more of both coming soon)

Not sure about a specific story, but I certainly knew the phrase "The conciliation service ACAS" from about the age of three.

'AND HITLER'

Happy Bunglesnitch Day to all who celebrate

40 YEARS AGO TODAY: business documentary Commercial Breaks watches Imagine Software launch their industry changing 'megagames' plans, which promptly disintegrate and the company collapses. This inspired the Bandersnatch episode of Black Mirror.

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨

No supposed educational outcome is worth inflicting misery on kids.

Advertise your account with just one image.

Whoh-oh Black Betty

With family members having left the gas hob on three times this week, a reminder is now in place.