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When he finds out the whole funeral is in Gooba Gooba language, he's gonna duck out and find some holes to pound his balls into. And also maybe do some golfing. Fucking hate that bastard.

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#JDVanceKilledThePope

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Chair Comer denied our request for an official trip to El Salvador to advocate for due process and the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Pretty shameful. Good thing I don’t need Comer’s permission to get on a plane.

submitted 10 days ago • 1442 comments

If I saw him drowning in a lake, the only thing I'd throw him is a party.

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#BlueCrewResisters 🌹🕊🙏🌳🌈💙💙🌊 @dechastelaine.bsky.social @beauty4ashesss.bsky.social @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social @drowndworld-398.bsky.social @polin24.bsky.social @pegmelchior.bsky.social @claynobles.bsky.social @womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social @thisdudeabides.bsky.social @gdad1x7.bsky.social

submitted 18 days ago • 27 comments

Nothing to see here..

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Cleveland showed ALL the smoke today—rain pouring, spirits roaring. Hundreds turned up, drenched but defiant, to say loud and clear: #HandsOff our bodies, our books, our ballots. Not backing down, not backing off. This is Ohio heat in the cold.

submitted 25 days ago • 45 comments

My wife assures me I'm doing #HarryPotter fanfic correctly. I'm delighted she can hear this in either #EmmaWatson 's voice or @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social 's.

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This is what I do when in front of a powerful VFX computer, but I get bored easily. 🤣 #HarryPotter from #HermioneGranger 's (better) perspective. Hermione Granger and the Semester-Long Nap Hermione Granger and the Decent Class Schedule Hermione Granger and the Prom Ron Fucked Up Etc.

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🇺🇸 Cory Booker is now into his 20th hour of urging Americans to get into "good trouble ... necessary trouble." 🇺🇸 “This is not right or left, it is right or wrong,” he said but an hour ago. “This is not a partisan moment, it is a moral moment. Where do you stand?” 🇺🇸 With YOU, my very good man. ✊🏼

submitted 29 days ago • 89 comments

This is the 20th straight hour of Booker speaking. This is the energy and honesty we need in a Senate leader, not what we have been getting. bsky.app/profile/atru...

submitted 29 days ago • 382 comments

I love this. Thank you Wisconsin voters 🫶🏻🇺🇸

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I can't be the only person who mentally replaces #Republican politicians' voices with untuned banjo solos. It's not just me, is it? Like, a #GOP committee is just an atonal hillbilly jug band jam session to everyone else, right?

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Well, at least gas prices are lower -- oh. Okay, but at least there's a stable ceasefire in Ga -- I mean Ukrai -- oh. Oh dear. At least the government is more efficie -- oh. Well, shit. Dow is up? Oh, it isn't? Huh... So Trump voters got nothing of value? Just racism and transphobia? Cool...?

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@umich.edu SHAME. PRE-CAPITULATING, CROOK-KNEED, OBEDIENT LAPDOGS. Shameful, disgraceful, disgusting, compliant, little lackeys. The autocrat snapped his tiny, grease-stained sausage fingers and your "leadership" crawled out from its cage in the corner to whine and slobber and tremble. Pathetic.

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I'd say that's the biggest crowd of white people I've ever seen, but I've watched "Triumph of the Will" AND "Birth of a Nation."

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Remember! Buying blackout tomorrow!!! Buy local or don't buy! No gas, no Amazon, no big box store, especially ratshit garbage cans like Kohl's and Target.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

#DisneyPlus and #StarWars have some fucking gall, putting out another season of #Andor after kissing #DonaldTrump 's pockmarked ass. Disney only cares about fighting tyranny when it's pew pew space magic. In the real world, they're fine polishing a dictator's horsehide jackboots. FUCK THE EMPIRE!

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I'm going to BlueSky jail for asking, but could someone give Jabba the Gut a .45 caliber "vape pen," show him how to load the "scent clip," and tell him that when he pulls the "activating trigger," it would smell like Ivanka's pussy? They'd be repainting the Oval Office before dinner. #FuckTrump

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 72 days ago • 2250 comments

#Google #GoogleMaps #GulfofMexico #GulfofAmerica Google: This is my response to your bullshit. Everyone, use Google's error resolution department to express your anger. Flood them with your disputation. DO NOT CONPLY IN ADVANCE. DO NOT CAPITULATE. MAKE THEM MAKE YOU.

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Please repost! Thank you

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Putting this as delicately as possible... Fuck Zuck. Fuck Musk. Fuck Vanilla Mousse-alini. When the revolution begins, I want to see some motherfuckers' remains hung upside down from the beams of a gas station for people to humiliate. It's time for pigs to remember why they feared the fall harvest.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

PHOTO: When Vice President Trump hears the phrase "Vice President Trump."

submitted 82 days ago • 13 comments

Vice President Trump looks so sad! 😭

submitted 81 days ago • 222 comments

Well we know why they are trying to gut the FBI, because this is fucking wrong, this is espionage!!! They are stealing government secrets and you fucks (republican fucks) are just smiling while the country is destroyed. Are your lives that fucked up, where you want to destroy it all? ESPIONAGE

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

👇👇

submitted 87 days ago • 1176 comments

The road to fascism is lined on both sides with people shouting, "stop overreacting!"

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It’s easier not to be informed about what’s happening in America. We’re being bombarded daily with the Ass-in-Chief’s antics. Please stay informed. This is a once in a generation turning point for all of us. We cannot afford to lose our family, communities and country.

submitted 89 days ago • 54 comments

👇 What they said.

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