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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵

Hey, Congress. Do us all a fuckin favor and don’t confirm the next piece of shit 🍊 🤡 nominates.

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

#currentmood

Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship. And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels." Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?

“That’s just how they were raised.” Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists. You don’t see me advocating against human rights.

“You kids wanna see a dead body?”

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Every time I read the name “Meta” I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent

Everything I know about Justin Baldoni I have learned against my will.

MAGA: Mindless Asshole Gulf of America

Threads are unraveling.

If Luigi is a terrorist, then the NRA is a terrorist organization which has facilitated the deaths of countless Americans. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If I never hear the word “brazen” again, it’ll be too soon.

Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets John Wick Keanu Reeves

I see Elon Musk with his kid in public and I think of the end of The Dead Zone.

Omg

Maybe I’m late to the party, but Muskrat might be my favorite moniker for this terminal dork.

Introduce yourself with four videogames!

I will continue to make fun of Trump and every idiotic sycophant that kisses his garish ring because it brings me joy and joy is an act of rebellion.

Since white supremacist demonstrations are on the rise, it seems appropriate to remember how to respond to such demonstrations.

Finally got around to watching The Autopsy of Jane Doe and it’s going high up on my charts with a bullet. Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch are mesmeric, André Øvredal ratchets up the tension to a fever pitch, and the final act is something I wish I could experience again for the first time. See it.

Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.

Shakespeare’s “Hell is empty and all the devils are here” from The Tempest is having a moment, but let’s not forget about Henry VI’s call to class warfare, the maintenance of the rule of law, and the disproportionate tendency of that system to favor the wealthy: “Let’s kill all the lawyers.”

and the reason this is important is that politics have not stopped happening. trump is set to squander whatever goodwill he has with the voting public and this is an opportunity

You would know all about childlessness, Elon, you transphobic absentee dad.

here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️