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hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
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I dunno man I get it but maybe they can stop doing violence against us by denying healthcare first

Stuck in my car And you’re to blame Get the fuck out of The fast lane

Coincidentally i also have an easy to use pump

Got my first playstation Bought it in a walmart sale Played till my controller died But i got knights of the round

The worst thing so far about suburban new jersey is its all little boroughs with their own little mayor and police depts and they have NOTHING to do but cruise around in surplus suvs looking for people doing california rolls or making the speed limit go from 40 to 25 to 35 in the space of 3 blocks

Stuck in my car And you’re to blame Get the fuck out of The fast lane

Now in this time of an emperor ascendant, we definitely need a Death Star

Every federal employee that works with confidential or secret information: I fucking can’t do that bitch

That dog keeps dunking baskets, man

He is going to come back and absolutely demand a tank parade down Pennsylvania Avenue

I want a FUCKING pickle car

“Haven’t seen you in a while hows things man”

Coincidentally i also have an easy to use pump

He’s called Reacher because even if you think you’re out of arms length he can reachyer

Sometimes you peak post for the year in February but that’s ok

I AM NOT FOR SALE

Calling out some of yall

Firing the top military lawyers because they want some fedsoc tradcaths in there who won’t object to unpersoning LGBTQ+ servicemembers

Haha wtf

Me at the wrong dennys