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Sitting here like wet ashes With x's in my eyes @hamo_d on the bad place Wellington adjacent (Upper Hutt) 🇳🇿
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Sticking it to the man* by staying up late even though I have work. *my future self, because I know I'll be propping my eyes open with matchsticks and mainlining espresso all afternoon.

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I've seen a ton of movies more than 6 times, but let's go with an all-timer.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Heh, I saw Hunt for Red October 3 times in the cinema alone, never mind the rewatches.

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If Kanye got elected pope, would he be Popeye?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The recipe calls for prosciutto, but I'm new at this, so I'm gonna start with amateursciutto and work my way up from there.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sounds familiar, but I'd have to SEE MORE to be certain...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Mr Poper's Penguins

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oh also Sensen Cafe that was top of Molesworth St years ago. $2 for the biggest, fruitiest muffins you'll enter have. And a decent, cheap fusion smorgasbord for lunches.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oh lord the Mexican Cafe in Newtown, bowled to build a hospice so I can't even complain. But cheap, plentiful and greasy as you could wish for.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

25 minutes of ads and trailers. 11.45 movie still hasn't started.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Got some time to kill in the city, so why TF not eh?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

"Piss on carpet" made me laugh out loud

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"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone

submitted 5 days ago • 59 comments

Number one daughter has a holiday job. Last week: "woohoo, work, something to do, getting money!" This week: "Ugh, work."

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dammit I just settled in to carry on watching Wheel of Time and it turns out I've already finished it.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

just a tired shark

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

My hot cross buns are past their best before, but if I put them in a cave for three days they'll be good again, right?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

ISTFG the guy next door's hobby is screwing shit into metal, because he's been doing it for the last five days solid.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna create an eye tracking tool and sell it to interviewers to catch out cheaters. Investors form an orderly queue to give me my $5.3m.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I now have 3 different apps on my phone just so I can park my car.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance should meet with Liz Truss.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I have to wait a whole week to see what happens next? Goddam! #tlou

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments